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  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
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    trick or treat
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
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    I like the stories in porn, thats the part I watch before turning it off. I love the plot devices and the characters

    exactly, if there isnt a compelling protagonist im not watchin!
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
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    treat!!!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    I like the stories in porn, thats the part I watch before turning it off. I love the plot devices and the characters

    Wait...there are plots?
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    you obviously arent watching the right ones
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
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    33454644.jpg
  • estrada3d
    estrada3d Posts: 78 Member
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    did her milkshake really bring ALL the boys to the yard?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Stupid maintenance!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    How many pecks of pickled peppers can Peter Piper pick?
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
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    Just don't want to share a milkshake.. i mean its all fun and games until you find the hair at the bottom
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    i remember my first beer
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
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    I need a midget to change my light bulb. Dammit, where is Virgil.....

    I borrowed him to get the monkey off the top shelf...


    Well I don't mind you borrowing him. If you could send him on his merry way asap. I can see a 2nd bulb starting to flicker....hmmm
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
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    My first beer..
    It was an ice cold Miller Pony.. in the front yard. drinking it while running away from my brother that i took it from. Yeah i finished it before he caught me i was fast for an 8 year old
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
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    mmmmmmm beer
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
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    I like big arms
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
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    I need a midget to change my light bulb. Dammit, where is Virgil.....

    I saw a midget go into a strip club. It made me laugh...a lot. and out loud...you know lol..


    That would have been awesome to see. Here's a joke....would it be considered sexual harassment if a midget told you your hair smelled great? haha
  • TaminaShock
    TaminaShock Posts: 191 Member
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    corn on the cobb good
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    I like midgets.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    i like widgets and socks
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
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    i like toe socks so each toe has its own little sleeping bag

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