It's a myth...it's a myth!

toomuchbootyindapants
toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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So I had my annual physical today...and I just had to report back here and let you all know...MY UTERUS DIDN'T FALL OUT!!!!

I know, awesome, right?! I mean, I've been lifting heavy since March...and I was so afraid I was either gonna grow a penis or my uterus was gonna fall out (I mean, read the threads around here, some scary stuff gets said).

So yeah. Just had to drop that little bomb of awesome on y'all! :drinker:
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  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Uterus is part of the sexual reproductive system...thus it is sexual in nature and violates the terms of service of this site. You have been prohibited from posting in this site...and we have blocked your uterus for the next 90 days.

    We think you are a fine member, and would hate to see you removed from this forum..so please refrain from violating the terms and conditions of our forum again.

    Sincerely....

    well, you know who.
  • JezzD1
    JezzD1 Posts: 431
    LMAO my ex boyfriend actually told me when I started lifting if I turned into a she hulk (like them lady wrestlers) he would dump me SMH :mad:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
    I was looking forward to the pics of the penis
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    It makes me laugh when I hear a woman say "I won't lift weights, because I don't want to get bulky". Like it will happen overnight.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Better back this claim up with pics for proof.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Oh thank GOD. Now I can stay gay.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.


    Although I'm 100% on board with this.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    Yeah, ya know, I just don't have much use for mine. Maybe it's not falling out yet because I'm not going heavy enough?
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    I was really looking forward to growing a penis. Could really help out during those dry spells, ya know? *sigh* GIMME ALL THE TESTOSTERONEZ!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Thank God. My sleepless nights are over.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
    I was looking forward to the pics of the penis

    Damnet, now I want to see THAT first :(

    Do you get to choose the color? Can you make it purple?!?!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus

    ^this.
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.


    Although I'm 100% on board with this.

    after i have babies...lol
  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    This, and your profile picture. I think I love you.
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    Careful, it's likely "bulked up" on the inside :laugh: :wink:
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    you DON'T WANT THAT...it happened to me (20 years ago) and it is REALLY PAINFULL...and scary cause you don't know what is happening to you..it took several months to line up surgery to take care of it......I ended up with a hysterectomy....total except for one ovary.....so early menopause it was.....so it goes on and on.....
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    Oh thank God!! I'm so happy for you!!

    Just remember to keep a close eye on the situation, you know that you actually grow the penis and balls first, then the uterus comes out via the penis opening.... I've heard it's a very painful ordeal, which is why I obviously only lift 3 lb weights and walk about .5 mph for exercise.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    but the manification process is on going right now and you just dont notice.

    one day, you'll be doing a deadlift and BAM you'll look bulky.


    for the love of all that's dainty and womanly, forget the heavy weights and lift a can of soup a zillion times!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Awesome OP...yeah, I really don't understand the, "if you lift heavy you're going to turn into a hulk thing." Sadly, this notion does not apply only to women either. Just the other day my Brother In Law asked me If I wanted to start going to the gym together since we both started pretty recently. My first inclination was, "sure...I could always use a spot and someone to push me." Then we got to talking about our respective routines and he told me I was going to turn into some kind of freakish hulk if I kept lifting that way and that the key was to do more reps at much lighter weight. Whatever bro...I don't think working out together would be such a great idea. I almost asked him what color his panties were, but I thought that might be insulting to my sister who was standing right there.

    The hulks do a lot more than lift heavy and eat a generally nutritious diet.
  • DixiedoesMFP
    DixiedoesMFP Posts: 935 Member
    I will go next week, make sure mine's still in place, and up the sample size, making this more scientific :)
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    look it. I saw on Oprah that NO WOMAN, NONE EVER, should EVER lift MORE THAN THREE POUNDS.

    So all you ladies carrying around your new born babies and picking up groceries, and moving baskets of laundry STOP IT NOW. Make the MAN do it. You don't want to get bulky fer pete's sakes!

    And I'm glad your uterus is intact, OP. Whew! Better knock it off with the man-i-fication of your body before you lose your husband (which you must surely have!)!
  • slbeutler
    slbeutler Posts: 205
    Awesome OP...yeah, I really don't understand the, "if you lift heavy you're going to turn into a hulk thing." Sadly, this notion does not apply only to women either. Just the other day my Brother In Law asked me If I wanted to start going to the gym together since we both started pretty recently. My first inclination was, "sure...I could always use a spot and someone to push me." Then we got to talking about our respective routines and he told me I was going to turn into some kind of freakish hulk if I kept lifting that way and that the key was to do more reps at much lighter weight. Whatever bro...I don't think working out together would be such a great idea. I almost asked him what color his panties were, but I thought that might be insulting to my sister who was standing right there.

    The hulks do a lot more than lift heavy and eat a generally nutritious diet.

    OMG! I had a man that I work with tell me that the key to getting in shape was to lift light weights with high reps and that I should stop lifting heavy because eventually I will tear a bicep or something. I told him that I could deadlift his bodyweight and to have fun with his light weights.
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294
    *sniff* I used to be a woman ... and then I lifted weights. *sniff*



    *sarcasm*
  • czardastx
    czardastx Posts: 127 Member
    I can envision the fallen Uterus. It hangs there like a giant sack, pulsing in and out with every breath, and letting out an awful wail like an out of tune bagpipe every time it deflates. Please, for the love of gawd, if your uterus ever falls out go immediately to the bathroom and push it back up in there with the plunger. And if there is no plunger then remember one thing....shallow breaths!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    But but but.....li want to turn into a she- man......all that work for nothing
  • 4themoney
    4themoney Posts: 797 Member
    LOL!!!
    you're awesome!
    jen, you are too, for posting this awesomely hilarious topic! ;-)
    Oh thank God!! I'm so happy for you!!

    Just remember to keep a close eye on the situation, you know that you actually grow the penis and balls first, then the uterus comes out via the penis opening.... I've heard it's a very painful ordeal, which is why I obviously only lift 3 lb weights and walk about .5 mph for exercise.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Oh thank God!! I'm so happy for you!!

    Just remember to keep a close eye on the situation, you know that you actually grow the penis and balls first, then the uterus comes out via the penis opening.... I've heard it's a very painful ordeal, which is why I obviously only lift 3 lb weights and walk about .5 mph for exercise.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • TheNewLeslie
    TheNewLeslie Posts: 44 Member
    Whew! One less thing for me to worry about.....

    Now, should I ever eat more that 1200 calories???

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