HELP PLEASE! HOW DO I LOG THIS

DavPul
DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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This morning i went for a run and didn't realize how warm it was going to be. I overdressed and got too warm and sweaty. Some of the sweat got in my mouth and i accidentally swallowed it.

Can i log the sweat as water? Or does the sodium in sweat make me dehydrated and cause me to need more water?

Also, can anyone help with running tracker? I use My Tracks and for some reason it logs the run times but never the distance. Why won't my gps tracker work with my treadmill?
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I would rather know if you can log licking someone else's sweat. I mean...it's your own and so I don't think it counts because you are just recycling it.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    If you drink coffee in the morning, then the sweat counts as coffee not water.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Do you have any idea what you've done?!?! You better start guzzling mister ...

    Oh, and don't forget to log the additional sodium.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I would rather know if you can log licking someone else's sweat. I mean...it's your own and so I don't think it counts because you are just recycling it.

    ^ this.

    google "The Law of the Conservation of Bodily Fluids" for more details.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    :sick:
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    Sweat is a reverse negative calorie food. It takes more calories to produce it than you get from it. So no worries
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I think it's best to just get it out of your system
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  • cindiva65
    cindiva65 Posts: 335 Member
    :laugh:
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    I imagine it'd be similar to logging any situation where you have to drink your own pee. So, I'd just copy that.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.

    This seems legit. Did it work for you?
  • LPJackson76
    LPJackson76 Posts: 67 Member
    Your only hope is to stock up on Raspberry Ketones and Diet Coke.

    Now one key note...the Diet Coke will cleanse your system, but only...and this is CRUCIAL...only if you swig about a cup of it after you put three mentos in your mouth.

    Be sure to keep your lips closed tight!

    Good luck!
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

    I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

    Mfp people are very mean
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

    I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

    Mfp people are very mean

    Does this mean you're about to delete everyone and shut down your account? Such a cruel world we live in :flowerforyou: :laugh:

    ETA: Ignore the haters, do what works for you girlfriend :drinker:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    as far as the GPS tracker since it looks like you are not really moving and walking in one place that's probably why it isnt registering distance because you are on a treadmill...just an assumption but it would make sense to me

    Thank you. That sort of makes sense, but if that's true, how come the gps on the treadmill is able to track distance? I really want to be able to use my own talking device because I've heard that machine distances are not very accurate.
  • TheRealPDouble
    TheRealPDouble Posts: 153
    I would definitely log it under gatorade...
  • cindiva65
    cindiva65 Posts: 335 Member
    as far as the GPS tracker since it looks like you are not really moving and walking in one place that's probably why it isnt registering distance because you are on a treadmill...just an assumption but it would make sense to me

    Thank you. That sort of makes sense, but if that's true, how come the gps on the treadmill is able to track distance? I really want to be able to use my own talking device because I've heard that machine distances are not very accurate.

    I think its just part of it's evil plan....making it up as it goes... :smile:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Laughed way too hard at this :laugh:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I recommend a Master Cleanse™ and a It Works!™ wrap followed by some Shakeology™ or Body by Vi™ shakes. You should be okay.

    This seems legit. Did it work for you?

    Hell if I know, I'm only here to hock my wares on unsuspecting MFP users.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...

    I'm vegetarian and this is exactly why I never run! Do you know how many pages of incident report forms the Vegetarian Police require for something like that?! It's a nightmare!
  • cindiva65
    cindiva65 Posts: 335 Member
    how do you log the bug....is it a good source of protein?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

    I really hope it's diet lip balm, because some lip balms are really fatty. How many calories do you think yours has?

    Also, have you been logging your toothpaste?
  • Dezmodus
    Dezmodus Posts: 68 Member
    I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    i swallowed a bug while running once... those unknown calories haunt me to this day...

    I'm vegetarian and this is exactly why I never run! Do you know how many pages of incident report forms the Vegetarian Police require for something like that?! It's a nightmare!

    I HATE the Vegetarian Police!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I use a lot of lip balm throughout the day. Can I log that as water?

    I think you are mocking me. I find your snark to be extremely unmotivating. If you don't have something nice to me, why can't you just move on?

    Mfp people are very mean

    Does this mean you're about to delete everyone and shut down your account? Such a cruel world we live in :flowerforyou: :laugh:

    ETA: Ignore the haters, do what works for you girlfriend :drinker:
    REPORTED and REPORTED
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.

    I always though sweat was fat crying. Either way it can't be good. I retract my initial comment about no worries. I'd be really worried.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I've been told that sweat and pain is just weakness leaving the body, so what you actually consumed was weakness. You'd better double up your brotein intake, just to be safe. and remember, raw egg whites count as water, so use those instead of water when making your brotein shake.

    I always though sweat was fat crying. Either way it can't be good. I retract my initial comment about no worries. I'd be really worried.

    You guys have me worried. I'm going down to the free clinic right now and get free condoms.......errr, i mean checked out.
  • super_monty
    super_monty Posts: 419 Member
    Some people drink their own urine, how the ££$%^ do they log that?

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