Anyone in need of help when it comes to exercise and diet

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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,420 Member
    Iwould like to no how to loose weigh. Can you tell me pacifically?
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    your all suspicious simple due to you people only working for profit remember if you love something why not share it

    i already get paid so income is not a problem this is not for doubtful people so if you don't believe me thats fine I'm not going to try to convince you!!!

    I'm on on here just to support people if you don't want the help its fine I'm quite offended with these previous post because i love fitness so much i want to share it with everyone

    i don't understand when its hard to be fit and believe everyone can get healthy, look great and feel great :)

    anyone who needs advice just ask

    I love proper punctuation, grammar and capitalization. Your posts make me want to share my advice on punctuation, grammar and capitalization... for free.
  • jaz050465
    jaz050465 Posts: 3,508 Member
    Be fair. Whatever else you think, it's not fair to criticise someone's grammar or English.
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
    Let's assume this isn't some form of satire.

    1. No one actually believes you *don't* plan to turn this into some sort of way to get money. You'd have to be very obtuse to not see why.

    2. Toning? really? K

    3. The fantastically ignorant manner in which you manage to collapse sexual orientation, female muscle gains, and fitness vs weight loss in such a short space is..well..impressive.

    I'm giving you a solid 7/10 on a troll scale.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I tend to rely on the one person I can count on. And thats me. Only I have the power to treat myself well, and nuture my body, the way it deserves. Those people who shout out HELP!!! But really they are looking for someone to just do their work for them. I'm not one of those people. Soooo no thank you. :smile: So are you selling that Beach Body Stuff? Last time I buddied up to someone who sounded lots like you, thats what they were selling. They never logged a dammmm thing for me to see... In fact that Beach Body coach had even worse eating habits than IIIII do. Haaah. Sorry... Im not saying it doesn't work for some people.. Buuuuuuuut. No thanks.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    This is untrue, as you know men and women Are not the same now I'm not sure what women I know would want to gain muscles and look like a man. Unless your a lesbian which is fine by me there are certain different programs. Women need to increase their muscle to but do it in a way they can keep their feminine shape. So they would do do the body toning program allowing them to gain muscle while sculpting their body. You don't know as much as you think.

    You need to deactivate your account fast. Seriously I'm afraid for what's about to happen to you.

    MMMHMMM. PREACH!
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    Dear Mr Crazy Pants -

    Just because women want muscles does not mean they are lesbian.
    Much like just because you can't get a woman to give you the time of day does not mean she is lesbian; it means you are an a%$hole.

    Sincerely,
    Bull *kitten* in Training
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    At first I was like :huh:
    Then I was :noway: :grumble: :explode:

    Now I'm thinking just :yawn: because OP isn't worth the energy. Whatever group he didn't alienate with the lack of ANY kind of grammar or spelling skills he just lost with the nutso lack of common sense when it comes to women.

    I was offended originally by the grammar and spelling, but I remember being blocked from a last week because I kindly corrected the OP so I was like... Meh I will leave it alone... and then I read further and was like WHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTT... cannot ignore..
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    This has to be troll. If he is really this stupid, then I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    sumtimez wwn i exersize my skin getz wet
    whaut is that all about ???
    thanx
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    This is untrue, as you know men and women Are not the same now I'm not sure what women I know would want to gain muscles and look like a man. Unless your a lesbian which is fine by me there are certain different programs. Women need to increase their muscle to but do it in a way they can keep their feminine shape. So they would do do the body toning program allowing them to gain muscle while sculpting their body. You don't know as much as you think. if you read what I wrote it said you need all three aspects of fitness training nutrition and a good state of mind. I have specific program's for specific people as you know everyone is not the same so there is no such thing as a universal program. This is going way off track so forget about it.

    Read this carefully everyone editing can show results ink know that and also so can only working out but that's not what I'm saying it is important to be healthy overall if you want that then these program's are for you they are simply and will change your life forever.

    NO Quick Fixes here ( but still the program's are quick as only takes 2 to 5 months)

    EXCUSE ME????? besides the MASSIVE science FAIL here - you're also being VERY offensive!

    now, i've bolded where the problem is, b/c i'm thinking you are a little slow.

    so here it is: women have estrogen. this is our main hormone. it's what makes us so fun, makes our boobs, keeps our faces mostly-hairless, regulates us in a rather annoying cyclic pattern, AND is the reason for our "feminine shape". (as well as genetics, nautrally)

    lifting heave DOES NOT CHANGE THE ESTROGEN IN OUR BODIES. we will keep our "feminine shape" (as determined by our genetics) even when lifting heavy stuff. our bodies don't want to "be bulky" and we gain muscle VERY slowly. so if you're a personal trainer, as your profile says, and you're having your female clients lift only the barbie weights? you are doing them a disservice.

    FURTHERMORE: the lesbian comment... was mean-hearted, uninformed, ill-worded and just plain wrong. -10 billion.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Having muscles is fine so I said only lesbians would want to get that big which is fine by me simply explaining put the hulk in a bikini
    so all thoz ladeez i see with the mussels is lezbions ???
  • This is untrue, as you know men and women Are not the same now I'm not sure what women I know would want to gain muscles and look like a man. Unless your a lesbian which is fine by me there are certain different programs. Women need to increase their muscle to but do it in a way they can keep their feminine shape. So they would do do the body toning program allowing them to gain muscle while sculpting their body. You don't know as much as you think.

    You need to deactivate your account fast. Seriously I'm afraid for what's about to happen to you.

    What they said ^^^^
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I'm not talking about basic muscles we was discussing body building think about a body builder the picture yourself like that. Having muscles is fine so I said only lesbians would want to get that big which is fine by me simply explaining put the hulk in a bikini

    I'm not discriminating any women if you wanted you gain muscle you would do specific exercises to gain muscle but maintain that feminine shape

    You are not making this better!


    You want to leave this room.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I'm not talking about basic muscles we was discussing body building think about a body builder the picture yourself like that. Having muscles is fine so I said only lesbians would want to get that big which is fine by me simply explaining put the hulk in a bikini

    I'm not discriminating any women if you wanted you gain muscle you would do specific exercises to gain muscle but maintain that feminine shape

    what-the-just-stop.jpg
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    do the lezbiuns hav mor mussels then regulur womens ???
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
    do the lezbiuns hav mor mussels then regulur womens ???

    There's a fish joke in there somewhere.
  • Sorry my apologies for grammar I am just replying on her quickly via my phone but that's not even the issue you guys
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I'm not talking about basic muscles we was discussing body building think about a body builder the picture yourself like that. Having muscles is fine so I said only lesbians would want to get that big which is fine by me simply explaining put the hulk in a bikini

    I'm not discriminating any women if you wanted you gain muscle you would do specific exercises to gain muscle but maintain that feminine shape
    shovel-ready.jpg

    You just can't stop yourself from digging that hole even deeper, can you?
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    is u ali g, mate ???
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I'm not talking about basic muscles we was discussing body building think about a body builder the picture yourself like that. Having muscles is fine so I said only lesbians would want to get that big which is fine by me simply explaining put the hulk in a bikini

    I'm not discriminating any women if you wanted you gain muscle you would do specific exercises to gain muscle but maintain that feminine shape

    so, at what point do lesbians get more testosterone and less estrogen than heterosexual women? what about bisexuals? what kind of muscles do they get??
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    Alex Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
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