Magic Pills

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  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    i'd take abs over intelligence. any day.

    living life thoughtfully and without abs sucks,

    and dumb, pretty people are always so happy with life.

    I know a few dumb pretty people - they are totally faking the happy life.
  • NewCaddy
    NewCaddy Posts: 845 Member
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    What about one that gave you biceps but all your teeth fell out?
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    I have a really good dental plan. Dentures would be okay :happy: But I wouldn't want to be dumb or in the bathroom all the time.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I see a lot of people asking about the effectiveness of various "magic weight loss pills" and it got me thinking. What if there WERE magic fitness pills, but the side effects were terrible? Would you still take a pill that gave you insta-abs, but also horrible bowel-control (think Olestra x 10) issues? What if there were pills that made you really toned, but also really dumb? Where would you draw the line and what would you give up for the perfect body?

    Meh, wouldn't take the pills. My intelligence is average and my physique is average, not worth changing too much.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    Nope.

    I enjoy putting in the work.

    This. 100% this.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Meh, wouldn't take the pills. My intelligence is average and my physique is average, not worth changing too much.

    Dude, if those abs in the picture are yours, then I'm downgrading my goals to 'average'.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

    Steroids anyone?
  • Katbody10
    Katbody10 Posts: 369 Member
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    What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

    I'm fairly certain this exists and many many people have taken it. It's ok though, you can always put giant tires on your hummer and nobody will be the wiser ;)

    can we say steroids? :laugh: :tongue: I don't want a man on those!
  • PaveGurl
    PaveGurl Posts: 244 Member
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    I'd probably say no dice, knowing what I know now about myself from DOING the work. Having the eggs to step up and DO IT, and STICK with it, has taught me a lot about myself and finally given me a sense of self-worth that I never was able to attain before. I don't think I'd be willing to trade that for thin thighs and washboard abs. My brain lets me put together workouts and diet that work. That's awesome.
  • DrBroPHD
    DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
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    What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

    Steroids anyone?

    You should avoid topics you are ignorant on
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

    Steroids anyone?

    You should avoid topics you are ignorant on

    Why would I do that!?
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    I don't care if it hurts
    I want to have control
    I want a perfect body
    I want a perfect soul

    But you're a creep
    You're a weirdo
    What the hell are you doing here
    You don't belong here
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    I'm sure this exists, albeit not in pill form.

    Just take a load of speed.

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