Master Cleanse

Have any of you tried the master cleanse? What are your thoughts or concerns about it?
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  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
    My thought is it's an unhealthy waste of time and my concern is it's a gimmick rather than a real life plan.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    ALL FOR IT!
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    I do the Master Cleanse once per year. You can't think of it as a weight loss tool. It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew). So if you experience weight loss, it is just a result of taking care of your body from the inside.

    If you think about it, you will gain weight back after you start eating food because your digestive system produces fluids and gas as it works, so again... do NOT think of it as a weight loss tool...it is all for your tummy!!

    I have gastric problems, so my doc actually gave me the ok to do this once per year. It is the best thing anyone with digestive problems can do for themselves!

    If you want to know more about the process and all that jazz feel free to message me.
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew).
    Ah...NO
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew).
    Ah...NO
    ^ This.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Drink Water.
    Eat Good.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste

    sounds legit
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I do the Master Cleanse once per year. You can't think of it as a weight loss tool. It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew). So if you experience weight loss, it is just a result of taking care of your body from the inside.

    If you think about it, you will gain weight back after you start eating food because your digestive system produces fluids and gas as it works, so again... do NOT think of it as a weight loss tool...it is all for your tummy!!

    I have gastric problems, so my doc actually gave me the ok to do this once per year. It is the best thing anyone with digestive problems can do for themselves!

    If you want to know more about the process and all that jazz feel free to message me.

    Your butt doesn't come with a cork. It doesn't get backed up. (Not in any way that would require a near starvation diet for weeks on end, at least.)
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I'm thinking of trying this one.
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    I do the Master Cleanse once per year. You can't think of it as a weight loss tool. It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew). So if you experience weight loss, it is just a result of taking care of your body from the inside.

    If you think about it, you will gain weight back after you start eating food because your digestive system produces fluids and gas as it works, so again... do NOT think of it as a weight loss tool...it is all for your tummy!!

    I have gastric problems, so my doc actually gave me the ok to do this once per year. It is the best thing anyone with digestive problems can do for themselves!

    If you want to know more about the process and all that jazz feel free to message me.

    Your butt doesn't come with a cork.
    This!
  • Thank you all! I've been hearing a lot of people talk about it, but I've talked to anyone who has actually tried it! Thanks for all the insight and info!
  • tricelive
    tricelive Posts: 93 Member
    I have done the Master Cleanse several times up to 14 days. This is an awesome way to detox; the salt water flush is something to be desired, but well worth it. On this cleanse you will have so much energy and mental clarity. You will lose about 20lbs in 10 days. But you have to renew your mind to the process of a healthy lifestyle. Break the fast as recommended a lot of people end up eating raw after this cleanse. Although I didn’t keep the weight off when I did these cleanses. However, I am planning to do it again, now that I have changed my lifestyle. You should cleanse 4 times a year anyway once every season. You can Google the Master Cleanse PDF, this use to be my bible study it for a couple weeks before you cleanse. Also there is a Master cleanse forum that offers great support while you’re cleansing. I love it!!!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    Although I didn’t keep the weight off when I did these cleanses. However, I am planning to do it again, now that I have changed my lifestyle.
    Try that first. Give it a month.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,031 Member
    Have any of you tried the master cleanse? What are your thoughts or concerns about it?
    Best cleanse I did was eating a bag of prunes.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    Perhaps you should read the post "A wee little overshare... enter at your own risk".
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,031 Member
    I do the Master Cleanse once per year. You can't think of it as a weight loss tool. It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew). So if you experience weight loss, it is just a result of taking care of your body from the inside.
    Oh geez, it's broscience like this that get people to try cleanses. Where's the actual peer reviewed clinical studies that actually back what you have stated?

    Oh yah, yah show me da proof.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • mschevs
    mschevs Posts: 2 Member
    It will crash your metabolism.....once you start actually eating again you are likey to gain anything you lost back plus some....stay away....just eat health.:smile:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,031 Member
    I have done the Master Cleanse several times up to 14 days. This is an awesome way to detox; the salt water flush is something to be desired, but well worth it. On this cleanse you will have so much energy and mental clarity. You will lose about 20lbs in 10 days. But you have to renew your mind to the process of a healthy lifestyle. Break the fast as recommended a lot of people end up eating raw after this cleanse. Although I didn’t keep the weight off when I did these cleanses. However, I am planning to do it again, now that I have changed my lifestyle. You should cleanse 4 times a year anyway once every season. You can Google the Master Cleanse PDF, this use to be my bible study it for a couple weeks before you cleanse. Also there is a Master cleanse forum that offers great support while you’re cleansing. I love it!!!
    Broscience.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    I do the Master Cleanse once per year. You can't think of it as a weight loss tool. It is not a gimmick because what it essentially does is give your diegestive system a rest and help to clean out any unwated waste from your system. The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste (yeah...ew). So if you experience weight loss, it is just a result of taking care of your body from the inside.

    If you think about it, you will gain weight back after you start eating food because your digestive system produces fluids and gas as it works, so again... do NOT think of it as a weight loss tool...it is all for your tummy!!

    I have gastric problems, so my doc actually gave me the ok to do this once per year. It is the best thing anyone with digestive problems can do for themselves!

    If you want to know more about the process and all that jazz feel free to message me.

    Your butt doesn't come with a cork. It doesn't get backed up. (Not in any way that would require a near starvation diet for weeks on end, at least.)

    BUT SOME PEOPLE USE A BUTT PLUG! :grumble: :angry:
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    Oh yes, been there, done that. Near the end of 10 days, I felt like my teeth were dissolving. I don't know if they actually were, but it wasn't a pleasant sensation. I also had some heart irregularities. From what I've come to understand, it's really not very good for you, all things considered.

    Schedule a colonoscopy. They'll give you the stuff that will really strip out the gunk.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    WASTE OF TIME. You have have organs that do this daily.
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    I did the Master Cleanse, and it gave me constant runs and uncontrollable anal leakage. I know it sounds crazy, but I resorted to using feminine hygiene products (inside and out) to stop it! I would not recommend doing this cleanse!
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    The salt water flush is all kinds of fun :bigsmile:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    The human digestive system can actully hold up to 20lbs of unprocessed waste

    sounds legit

    this is actually valuable, but often overlooked storage space that most homeowners should utilize. rather that haul those strings of Christmas lights back up to the attic until next year, just store them in your colon until next Christmas. i'm told you can fit about 20 lbs worth in there and when it's time to put the lights up again next year, you won't have to climb up to the attic to get them.

    win-win.

    :drinker:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    no