Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

Guy who thinks he's a 9 likely has a problem with number inflation. What do you suppose he thinks 6" is?

3s give better head, from what I hear.

That's because 9s don't have to give head

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife

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:laugh: :drinker:

I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


Can we at least all agree:


All women who give head > Women who do not
Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
Two women > One woman
Beer > Bacon

Because that's math I can get behind.

I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5

NO! YOU SUCK!



*moderators and peepants, please note: I am using this common schoolyard retort in an effort to be humorous. I do not, in any way, wish to hurt anyone's feelings, and trust that the youthful and jovial members of MFP and this thread will understand the oft-used reply method above as a friendly jab meant to evoke laughter.

Can someone help me calculate my number? All this math is really starting to make me nervous....

If you had been Dani77 you would have been auto-bumped to a 10 since 77 is 69 plus you get ate, I mean 8, more....

hahaha hungry??
Do the numbers on my bras count in this math as well?

For good looking women..ALWAYS...
as for the numbers YES..care to share?

I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

G, you're WAY more than that!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

However, I think we can all agree that confidence is an attractive quality. Neediness and low self esteem are not

That would be..."beauty is in the eye of the BEER-HOLDER...."

I don't do math with less than two beers in me...


Can we at least all agree:


All women who give head > Women who do not
Any woman who tries > A 10 who does not
Two women > One woman
Beer > Bacon

Because that's math I can get behind.

I'm only one woman, and beer sucks, so, again, about a 5

NO! YOU SUCK!



*moderators and peepants, please note: I am using this common schoolyard retort in an effort to be humorous. I do not, in any way, wish to hurt anyone's feelings, and trust that the youthful and jovial members of MFP and this thread will understand the oft-used reply method above as a friendly jab meant to evoke laughter.

Well I admitted to number 1, so yes. Yes I do

I am anywhere between 2.5 and 3 depending on how much makeup i have on, and how drunk my date is. I usually go for guys who think of themselves as 8.5 or higher, i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.

I'm only like a -2, so I don't try to go for anyone, y'all are safe from me.

i like watching them cry in the morning when they sober up.

Yeah, it sucks when you wake up, and someone moved the decimal point on you.

I'm gonna do my own math real quick, girls are a 5, butt is a 6, face is a 7, feet are a - 2, PB&J skills solid 9, attitude is a shaky 3 sooooo that makes me a 4.7, I'll deal with that. Add a point for the obvious weird things I do to make up for my 4, I'm coming out as a pretty solid 5.5. I'll take it.

G, you're WAY more than that!

And this is why you are my favorite MFP friend E!!

I'm like a Wonder Bra on Steroids...I give massive support!

I may only be a 6 but my girls <---- are at least a 9

So, that makes you a 7.5

Ill take a 7.5 ...still nicknamed cougar LOL I don't look anywhere near my age

& we surpassed the original thread that this thread was making fun of.

Well done folks, well done.

We also had a lot more fun than they did.