HALP, PLATEAU! SCALE IS STUCK!

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  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
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    You need to cleanse your colon with acai juice and green coffee.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    sour patch kids and skittles. You want to stay away from fruit, it has the wrong kind of sugar.

    Also, don't forget that here in the south we know how to deep fry everything and it's never hurt nobody, so don't be afraid of the following deep fried goodies: butter, oreos, snickers, twinkies (do they still even have those), really just use your imagination.

    Eat the above directly following a heaping plate of pulled pork barbeque (I favor the Lexington style), hush puppies/fries/onion rings, and ketchup based slaw.

    You'll thank me tomorrow.
  • cfbuss29
    cfbuss29 Posts: 11
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    :happy: Pack on the protein and carbs. Have a protein shake twice a day. Learn to love carbs. Just because you are trying to gain weight doesnt mean you should eat super fatty foods like ice cream or fast food..
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
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    I adore it when people respond seriously.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    You need to cleanse your colon with acai juice and green coffee.
    Don't forget the master cleanse!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.

    Is that anything like smoking bath salts?
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Get up two hours before you go to sleep and run anticlockwise in circles.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    Have you looked into detox baths yet? I drank 2 a day for a week and broke my plateau.

    Is that anything like smoking bath salts?

    It's a lot milder, but it doesn't restart your metabolism as well.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Coffee enema!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,248 Member
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    Feeding tube.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Have you thought about concentrating more on your workout than your diet? If you aren't gaining weight, you aren't gaining muscle. When was the last time you did a big change around on your workout? Swap things up big time for 2-3 weeks, then hit your regular workout hard again.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
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    Have you thought about concentrating more on your workout than your diet? If you aren't gaining weight, you aren't gaining muscle. When was the last time you did a big change around on your workout? Swap things up big time for 2-3 weeks, then hit your regular workout hard again.

    Brilliant. Your muscles aren't confused enough!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Have you considered getting tapeworms?
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
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    You do have access to a pregnant lady ....
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    Have you tried the cinnamon and honey diet? I heard it can do wonders!!!!

    http://www.ehow.com/how_4713059_use-honey-cinnamon-lose-weight.html
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    You do have access to a pregnant lady ....


    WINNER!!!
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 578 Member
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    You should get those pregnancy hormone shots!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Have you spoken with Dr. Oz?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,015 Member
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    People, you aren't reading the OP. He's trying to gain weight.

    Jeez. People are posting without context again.

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