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    I have a penis!!!!

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    • Posts: 1,250 Member
      :( I do not. I'm kinda sad about it.

      Don't be sad....you can get one in your choice of colors online!

      And when we do see one down there, we get to give it back and have no unsightly bulge in our pants :)
    • Posts: 35
      Too Funny, you made my day!!!! And congratulations, I personally don't have one but I can imagine if I did I'd be pretty happy to visually see it ! :)
    • Posts: 110
      I bet all this time, you thought it was lost in the sock drawer.

      :wink:
    • Posts: 2,410 Member
      Congrats!!!!
    • Posts: 766 Member
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    • Posts: 19 Member
      Congratulations!
    • Posts: 72 Member
      Best NSV I've read in a while!
    • Posts: 5
      That is great news
    • Posts: 727 Member
      too f***ing awesome...congrats OP!
    • Posts: 491 Member
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      Lol, I wish it were that simple

      Wait?! You don't have one of your own?!?! Why you beautiful girl it is SO much simpler for you than I! You have your choice of the masses :smokin:
    • Posts: 44 Member
      Out of sight, out of mind?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      I confirm.this evertime i urinate....water is cold down there....and deep too
    • Posts: 49 Member
      Whoop :)
    • Posts: 54
      No pics.... but I will say ...yes it is there... it does exist!!!
    • Posts: 241 Member
      That must be a great thing to finally see something that you knew was there, and hiding!
      Fabulous weight loss!
    • Posts: 762 Member
      Awesome, so happy for you. That is the first thing today that made me smile.
    • Posts: 342 Member
      Congrats! Just in time for Valentines day!!
    • Posts: 491 Member
      OMG....LOL and congrats!

      For some reason , when I read the OP's post, the first thing that popped into my mind was Dory, the fish from Finding Nemo, when she says, "I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." :laugh:

      ROTFLMFAO!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 260 Member
      Good for YOU!
    • Posts: 866 Member
      Oh its the little things:happy: .............Not that I'm judging.............because I'm not, I mean how would I know!............. Why am I typing this instead of just thinking it, oh crap.......well anyway, Congrats on your BIG day:happy:
    • Posts: 3
      Hahahaahah! Happy you found it!:laugh:
    • Posts: 651 Member
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      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      *looks down, extending a hand to shake* Hi and welcome! Nice to meet you!
    • Posts: 441 Member
      I will have to add this to my list of motivations I tell myself to help me drop the pounds!
    • Posts: 27
      Hah! Congratulations!
    • Posts: 177
      Ha!

      Glad it was still there! :bigsmile:

      Congrats!!
    • Posts: 3
      Oh my gosh, that made my day, I am still laughing!! So happy for you. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 110
      I hate hitting the back of the trap...
    • Posts: 4
      Congratulations! :wink:
      I know what you mean...I always tell people I have two stomachs, well rolls that is. The two rolls are soon to be one roll, then hopefully much flatter:laugh:

      tina
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