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I have a penis!!!!

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  • Posts: 2,819 Member

    Omg ^^^ THIS lol

    Agreed
  • Posts: 5,922 Member
    This now tops my bucket list.

    Thank you for the hope!!!
    I can confirm this phenomenom happens. As can my girlfriend.
  • Posts: 99 Member
    I can't stop laughing! Congratulations on your loss!

    Or gain!!!!
  • This is amazing!! Way to go dude!
  • Posts: 319 Member
    Great NSV! Gratz!
  • I can never have too many wieners..

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    Challenge accepted...
  • Posts: 820 Member
    This isn't a side effect of weightloss is it? I would hate to grow one. ;)
  • Posts: 110
    Ya know I thought when I lost my weight this would happen too... Turns out my ex wife still has it. :grumble:

    Reminds me of an old Sam Kinison joke. "Sorry guys, I can't go out, my wife has my $%^&"
  • Posts: 228 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    Hahahahaha!!!!
  • Posts: 528 Member
    Lmao this was so not what I was thinking this thread was going to be! Good for you, perfect NSV
  • Posts: 1,090 Member
    OMG hahahaha this is the best post ALL WEEK! Congrats!!
  • Posts: 1,759 Member
    :drinker: Cheers to both of you!
  • Posts: 101 Member
    lol
  • Posts: 203 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    ^This
  • Posts: 880 Member
    Nice loss and gain at the same time! Double SCORE!
  • Posts: 1,035 Member

    Reminds me of an old Sam Kinison joke. "Sorry guys, I can't go out, my wife has my $%^&"

    "Aw, come on honey! The other guys are taking theirs!"
  • Posts: 32
    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!
  • Posts: 1,414 Member
    Just curious

    For the at least three people that I have seen whose first\only post is in this thread, did you just happen upon it by googling "penis" ?
  • I'm hoping I can see mine too when I lose all this weight..JUST KIDDING..LOL
  • Posts: 27
    Congrats!! :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 330 Member
    hahah awesome post!!
  • Posts: 281
    Nice!:flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 3,636 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!


    ^^^This!!

    And, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
  • Posts: 2,675 Member
    Time to get new, fancy underwear :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 1,025 Member
    Happy for you!
  • Good for you :laugh:
  • Posts: 110

    "Aw, come on honey! The other guys are taking theirs!"

    You're on it!
  • Posts: 1,725 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    This! And I'm sure it's already be mentioned several times!
  • Posts: 1,298 Member
    Congrats! *looks down and confirms the presence of a vadge* Yay! All is right with the world!
  • Posts: 375 Member
    Lol!!! Congrats on your discovery!!!
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