I have a penis!!!!

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    No pics? :sad: ::kicks rocks::
  • Chloe0602
    Chloe0602 Posts: 93 Member
    :embarassed: Awesome NSV!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • cozystyle
    cozystyle Posts: 39 Member
    OMG, THIS IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY, LMBO....along with all the comments, HILARIOUS.....we may have to have the DISCOVERY channel come and do a documentary on u, lol.....BTW, i am sure that ur partner is happy, cheers :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I guess I still need to find out what I have down there... few more months!
  • cbernhard11
    cbernhard11 Posts: 3
    this might be the best post ever
  • lisa9803
    lisa9803 Posts: 39
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Too funny :-D
  • mommyrocks5
    mommyrocks5 Posts: 49 Member
    That is an Ah-mazzzzz-ing NSV! Congtatulations! Keep up the great work!:drinker: :wink:
  • okielizzy
    okielizzy Posts: 6 Member
    Rock on! Way to go! Always good to be able to confirm your stuff is down there I suppose :) Congrats!
  • CharityAngel
    CharityAngel Posts: 111
    LOL Congratulations!
  • Itzli
    Itzli Posts: 78 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow.. good for you..
  • traceytwink
    traceytwink Posts: 538 Member
    Lmao bet your glad to see it again ????
  • palmerig88
    palmerig88 Posts: 623 Member
    Congratulations, you must be so happy! :)
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    Funny how the little things make us men happy???? Er, maybe that was a lousy adjective to use...
  • fruity2
    fruity2 Posts: 66 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!
    :laugh: good one!
  • rockieschick
    rockieschick Posts: 321 Member
    Well this was a great post! Congrats hehe
  • LaurenOliver
    LaurenOliver Posts: 48
    Fantastic! Congrats!
  • eAddict
    eAddict Posts: 212 Member
    OMG! Argh! Not just a photo but a video! Errr!

    http://bit.ly/4kb77v
  • consumone
    consumone Posts: 139 Member
    Congrats!!!
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
    congrats
  • fruity2
    fruity2 Posts: 66 Member
    Happy for you, wtg!
  • jsd43953
    jsd43953 Posts: 43 Member
    lol.. Shiitake mushroom (somebody is bound to get the movie reference)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the,
    I like having a detachable penis.
  • ginaNJ73
    ginaNJ73 Posts: 26
    Congrats!! Too funny!
  • groversa
    groversa Posts: 450 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    LOL! I literally LOL'ed! haha!!
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    LOL!!! Love it! Congrats on getting reacquainted!


    Weight loss....the cure for D*ckiedoo Disease. When your tummy sticks out farther than your D*ckiedoo.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!

    I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too. :)
  • Controversial
    Controversial Posts: 157 Member
    You win MFP today! :flowerforyou:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!

    I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too. :)

    :noway:
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    This is the best NSV male or female! :tongue:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I still have to lift my gut up.. it's really so sexy..

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