I have a penis!!!!

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  • jsd43953
    jsd43953 Posts: 43 Member
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    lol.. Shiitake mushroom (somebody is bound to get the movie reference)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the,
    I like having a detachable penis.
  • ginaNJ73
    ginaNJ73 Posts: 26
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    Congrats!! Too funny!
  • groversa
    groversa Posts: 450 Member
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    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    LOL! I literally LOL'ed! haha!!
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
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    LOL!!! Love it! Congrats on getting reacquainted!


    Weight loss....the cure for D*ckiedoo Disease. When your tummy sticks out farther than your D*ckiedoo.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!

    I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too. :)
  • Controversial
    Controversial Posts: 157 Member
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    You win MFP today! :flowerforyou:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    WOW!! So excited!! I can't wait until I can see my vagina... now THAT is motivation, my friend!

    I'm sure most of the men on here are motivated for that too. :)

    :noway:
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    This is the best NSV male or female! :tongue:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I still have to lift my gut up.. it's really so sexy..
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    wow. I'm really sorry. even at my heaviest I could see mine.
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
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    haha good stuff
  • dottiebutterfly
    dottiebutterfly Posts: 1 Member
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    wow lol
  • Mel2626
    Mel2626 Posts: 342 Member
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    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    ^^^omg This had me cracking up! Anyway~ congrats, OP on your new-found appendage!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • naticksdonna
    naticksdonna Posts: 192 Member
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    Great laugh! Thanks! Oh, and congrats to you!!
  • KellyMirth
    KellyMirth Posts: 153
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    Congrats on an awesome nsv :flowerforyou:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Mazel Tov! so now that you can see it...are you Jewish? ;)
  • skyline2055
    skyline2055 Posts: 49 Member
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    Post of the year


    LOL
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    time to hit the nude beaches so you can get a little sunshine on his head
  • prettymorbidity
    prettymorbidity Posts: 138 Member
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    ahahahahah thats awesome ! way to go!

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