I could kill my husband for what he just did.

makaiya
makaiya Posts: 80 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.

It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
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  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Find a creative way to retaliate.

    I am sure not everything you have smells like roses.
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    You're husband took up running? If that was me I would dance with my husband's hrm around my neck!
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
    so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
    Your workout bra. Especially if it is padded. He will never do that to you again once he smells that beast. :P
  • makaiya
    makaiya Posts: 80 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.

    WOW, that kind of tops it all.
  • Sugarchef
    Sugarchef Posts: 319 Member
    You're husband took up running? If that was me I would dance with my husband's hrm around my neck!

    I would do the same!!
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.

    Lol awesome
  • makaiya
    makaiya Posts: 80 Member
    He started the c25k with me and has done a whole lot better than I have. I just restarted week 1/day1 over again today after shin splints and a crap knee forced me to rest two weeks ago. So that strap has at least 2 weeks worth of funk on it. I work in a hospital so I'm used to stink, but that thing singed my nose hair.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Stop flushing the toilet.
  • Fightin2GetFit
    Fightin2GetFit Posts: 69 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.


    AHAHAHAaha. Thata girl! :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.


    AHAHAHAaha. Thata girl! :laugh:

    LOL thats pretty good. I was thinking a nice pair of period panties stuffed in his pillow case
  • fairbanksk
    fairbanksk Posts: 52 Member
    Pee in his water bottle and tell him it is a new energy drink
  • kristina1709
    kristina1709 Posts: 119 Member
    Find a creative way to retaliate.

    I am sure not everything you have smells like roses.

    ^^^ I agree. That is something my husband would do to me and I would retaliate back! Just find something even worse!
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    Spritz it with perfume. That'll teach him.
  • kristina1709
    kristina1709 Posts: 119 Member
    so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Id soo do this one!
  • makaiya
    makaiya Posts: 80 Member
    LOL, I thought the shoe thing was bad, but thems are some effed up ideas.

    I already leave him with three kids under the age of 5 on a nightly basis to go to work. I'm going to assume he wasn't thinking when he did this, that it was a lack of sleep mistake in judgement.
  • sweatymuscles
    sweatymuscles Posts: 83
    He's supposed to wash it once a week.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.

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    Made me laugh
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    Find a creative way to retaliate.

    Good idea! Maybe put him in a car with you and the kids and then drive off the road into a lake!

    Sorry, wrong thread... :)
  • danimal5867
    danimal5867 Posts: 390
    my first thought was to take a dump in his new running shoes, but they were expensive.

    That move likely would've ended with the two of you employing separate lawyers.
  • makaiya
    makaiya Posts: 80 Member
    He's supposed to wash it once a week.

    yeah, a guy named "sweatymuscles" would know, lol. he claims he forgot. i think he was saving this up just to let me get a whiff.
  • DaniH826
    DaniH826 Posts: 1,335 Member
    so what you do is take his nasty sweaty socks and put them in his pillow case so he gets a nice whiff when he lays down!:laugh:

    No no no. She takes her nasty, sweaty socks. He's used to his own stank. That won't do anything.

    Not that my hubby and I annoy the tar out of each other regularly or anything. I mean, who acts like that? So juvenile. *whistles innocently*
  • dogo187
    dogo187 Posts: 376
    LMAO!!!
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Paybacks are a B. I say you eat something that makes you very gassy and at night let it go and pull the covers up over his head lol We here in PA call that an Amish oven lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Put a tsp of Catfish Charlie Blood Bait under his car seat & watch him toss his cookies! GAWD dat stuff smells so bad.

    wow doodlewhopper and I thought I was bad with an Amish oven lol
  • kris_root_2014
    kris_root_2014 Posts: 34 Member
    LMAO!!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    Came up from behind me and held the strap of his HRM over my nose.

    It stinks soooooo bad! OMFG! I love that he's taken up running, but DAMN! throw that thing in the wash once in a while! It smells like a 100 gym locker rooms concentrated. ::cough:: ::cough:: My eyes are tearing!
    Put some fragrance free Ben Gay on it.

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  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Fill his jock strap with icy hot! lol

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