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    Pee before you get on the treadmill...

    Posts: 476 Member
    edited January 12 in Chit-Chat
    ...or you are going to have one seriously uncomfortable workout! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    What was the first/best thing you learned when you started working out?

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    • Posts: 376 Member
      Just like you just realized, GO before you GO workout...had an incident before..that and time is everything..
    • Posts: 2,121 Member
      Void the bowels before a workout

      i hate interruptions
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
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      The alternative would be messy.
    • Posts: 614 Member
      Watch your fiber intake before workout.
    • Posts: 557 Member
      Make sure you lock the dog gate before getting on the treadmill if you have a dog that likes to run with you.
    • Posts: 2
      LOL ~ Definitely go before workout
    • Posts: 3,436 Member
      Pee before a 10 miler.
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
      Try to change in men's locker room...not the women's. It's so befuddling to put your gear on the bench and then go look for the urinal only to discover some wierd prank where someone ripped off all the urinals out of the wall.
    • Posts: 187 Member
      Even if you don't have to, try anyway...
    • Posts: 6,400 Member
      LOL!! I don't mind so much when I'm in the gym and need to pee but it's a real b!tch when you're halfway through a long walk and gotta go bad! Thankfully my routes take me by some places I can duck into if I'm desparate enough.
    • Posts: 60 Member
      crazy chihuahua must go in the crate while doing 30DS! otherwise, he will makeout with your neck and ears while you're doing pushups, which leads to the giggles.
    • Posts: 892 Member
      If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.
    • Posts: 476 Member
      I think it's hilarious everyone's best/first lessons revolve around bathrooms and dogs! lol!
    • Posts: 110 Member
      Try to change in men's locker room...not the women's. It's so befuddling to put your gear on the bench and then go look for the urinal only to discover some wierd prank where someone ripped off all the urinals out of the wall.

      ohhhh. eek?
    • Posts: 6,626 Member
      While laxatives can be great for helping to cut weight for a meet, they are not so great when max effort squats are involved. Luckily, I didn't have to learn this from first hand experience.
    • Posts: 580
      It's okay to eat lots of fiber before Zumba if they turn the music very loud.... not cool if the music is at a whisper.
    • Posts: 2,005 Member
      and also pee before Zumba, because all the d@mn jumping will make you have to pee!
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
      show previous quotes

      ohhhh. eek?

      I usually undress and then go to the urinal in muh boxers...luckily I wasn't putting on a show that day.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      Lift weights, now.
    • Posts: 766 Member
      Cardio is not enough
    • Posts: 326 Member
      do not eat lentils before going to the gym
    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      If there are old ladies in the locker room, go change in the toilet because they WILL try to talk to you about your nipple piercings.
    • Posts: 192 Member
      Don't eat chili the night before your 6am spin class....ewe.....
    • Posts: 1,594 Member
      That the contraption where all the bros do their curling is actually a really good place to do squats. The bros don't like it when you figure this out.
    • Posts: 296 Member
      Don't take a vitamin before a run. Heartburn city!
    • Posts: 321 Member
      Old women at the Y do not like when you bring your son in the changing room...and they are MEAN about it! I'd understand if he was 10 but he was just 3...crikey
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      man I was hoping this would have a haylarious pic.
    • Posts: 916 Member
      crazy chihuahua must go in the crate while doing 30DS! otherwise, he will makeout with your neck and ears while you're doing pushups, which leads to the giggles.

      lol! My puppy does the same thing! person on floor = play time!
    • Posts: 199 Member
      I can pee before working out... but when I start jumping around and such I feel like I have to pee yet again.

      Thought I'd share.
    • Posts: 457 Member
      Wear full coverage underpants to spin class. This is the not the place for a thong. Ouch.
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