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    30 Minute Diet

    Posts: 4,375 Member
    edited January 12 in Health and Weight Loss
    Anyone had any success at this??

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    • Posts: 4,716 Member
      Whatever you do will no doubt work for you. No one here is an expert. You know your body best.

      Welcome to MFP.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Whatever you do will no doubt work for you. No one here is an expert. You know your body best.

      Welcome to MFP.

      Thanks Brett! You're so supportive!!
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.
    • Posts: 8,980 Member
      30 minute diet is ok, but I found that the 29 minute diet is just as good, and I get to have that extra 1 minute back. I usually do some extra exercise in that minute like butt squeezes or shake weight.
    • Posts: 816 Member
      But what if I don't have that much time? Do you think if I only did 25 minutes it would still work?
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.

      Yes!
      It's only $2500.

      You can paypal that to me.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      But what if I don't have that much time? Do you think if I only did 25 minutes it would still work?

      Might have some success, but if you REALLY want it to work, you need the full 30 minutes, at least that's what I read..
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      HEY WAIT A SECOND. Is this some kind of trick where you tell us we have to do it 48 times per day for maximum effectiveness?
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
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      Yes!
      It's only $2500.

      You can paypal that too me.

      Sending now! This sounds too good to be true!
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      HEY WAIT A SECOND. Is this some kind of trick where you tell us we have to do it 48 times per day for maximum effectiveness?

      Nope.
      Just 30 minutes.
      FOR REALZ

      Don't tell your wife though..it's nearly impossible to sabotage this diet
    • Posts: 912 Member
      ive only done the "eat as much as you can in 30 min diet"
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      ive only done the "eat as much as you can in 30 min diet"

      & how much was it????
    • Posts: 2,008 Member
      Can I really get to my goal weight in 30 minutes? Sounds legit to me. I can't weight to get started.

      I'm going to put in 45 minutes per day and I'll get skinny 1.5 times FASTER!
    • Posts: 61,406 Member
      The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily
    • Posts: 57 Member
      You people are bored or something? (I guess I am...)
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily


      Ooooo
      You're so hardcore!
    • Posts: 3,942 Member
      Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
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    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Out of sight
      Out of mind
      Out of time
      To decide

      Reported for hi-jacking the thread!
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      Is this real life?
      Is this just fantasy?
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

      Hey.Hey. None of that now!
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      The 30 minute diet worked great for me. So well that I do the 30 minute diet 4-5 times daily
      You look pretty bulky though. I'm not sure I want to try this if it made you bulky.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Is this real life?
      Is this just fantasy?

      Of course it's real.
      Do people joke about this kind of stuff?
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      I think the Kegels Diet works better. "Squeezing yourself thin."

      It takes a bit longer but you end up feeling much better.
    • Posts: 1,180 Member
      i just did this at lunch and i think it worked cause i got a thigh gap outa no where..

      then had a cheat meal.. but the cheat meal is only every other hour so i should be fine.
    • Posts: 1,180 Member
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      Ooooo
      You're so hardcore!

      wow.... I so wish i could do that!!!

      lucky.
    • Posts: 110 Member
      I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      I only lasted 5 minutes... I gained weight! *facepalm* someone help!

      Sorry, can't help you.
    • Posts: 159 Member
      Doesn't work without daily ground Unicorn horn colonic irrigations.

      Where can I get some?
    • Posts: 3,942 Member
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      Where can I get some?

      You can't. I killed the last Unicorn this morning.
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