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Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

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  • nitrogen_widget
    nitrogen_widget Posts: 92 Member
    Clothes these days are not made for guys with a v-taper, I just got a sewing machine so I can learn to tailor my own shirts.

    And..

    Can I use your color printer for this guide on top-stitching with my sewing machine?
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    "No I don't want any rolls" [referencing Logan's Roadhouse yeast rolls]
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i cant find jeans that fit.....
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    I can't sorry, I have church on Sundays :(
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    "I'm craving a huge plate of steamed broccoli right now!"
    True statement.
  • tacosandbeerthatswhyimhere
    tacosandbeerthatswhyimhere Posts: 75 Member
    Will you take my picture, please?
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I'm full.
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    Yes, I still eat prime rib and stay this thin.

    I ran for an hour, I ran 7 miles, walked 12 miles, etc.

    My pants wont stay up.

    Yes, I said to pick up some bacon. God I love bacon..

    Let me get my run in first, then we can go.

    Yes, I'm walking/running/biking another 1,000 miles again.

    I'm not on a diet.
  • SandyAnnP
    SandyAnnP Posts: 252 Member
    I'm not having any wine ( or alcohol) for the month of February!:drinker:

    So far so good but it is only the 8th here..................:cry:
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    "Sorry, you're nice but monogamy is just not my scene.... of course, we can pretend for a few hours and discuss it at your place" :devil:



    "No thank you [to birthday party italian creme cake], I have to go running later and all the sugar makes me sick"

    "I'd love to drive in holiday traffic to go see Cirque de Soliel"

    "My favorite color is pink.... but it has to be pink and sparkly and preferably with some lace!!"
  • leomentlines
    leomentlines Posts: 440 Member
    "Let's do pushups".

    I still can't do many of them, but my attitude towards doing them in group fitness has definitely changed. Yesterday I did 10 (full) in a row AFTER an Insanity-styled class!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    could I get the dressing on the side?

    OR

    Do you have salsa instead of dressing?
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I don't want to go to the strip club!!!
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    "Time to go to the gym"
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    "My favorite food is raw fish."
  • GrannySparkle
    GrannySparkle Posts: 225 Member
    Sorry, not tonight ... I'm washing my hair ...

    Seriously?
  • njean888
    njean888 Posts: 399 Member
    I do
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    The barney song... sung correctly :|

    I hate barney, my daughter is in love with his show... somehow that translated into me singing it the right way instead of the more violent way.
  • Marie294
    Marie294 Posts: 304
    "I can't wait to get to the gym tomorrow!"
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    "Do you have these pants in a size 1?"

    True story. It felt SO weird.....coming all the way from an 11.
  • verjavec
    verjavec Posts: 30 Member
    I cooked that and it actually tasted good.
  • MsipiGRITS
    MsipiGRITS Posts: 128 Member
    I signed up for a 5k this weekend!

    I don't really like fried food!

    I love my egg white/turkey/cheese/onion omelette! It's my favorite breakfast!

    I don't drink beer....
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
    I gave up wine.... :huh:
  • VelaPulsar
    VelaPulsar Posts: 15
    Will you take my picture, please?
    Hahaha this!
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
    I hardly ever eat beef anymore. I'd rather have a hamburger than steak.
  • DaniH826
    DaniH826 Posts: 1,335 Member
    That I want to lift heavy weights at the gym.......never in a MILLION years would I have thought I'd say that.

    Same.

    Along with "I want my own olympic weight set."

    And "I love power cleans!" That came out today.

    Never, ever would I have thought. :noway:
  • Ultimate_Goal
    Ultimate_Goal Posts: 38
    Damn it I only burnt 1200 cal.!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I just want to cuddle!
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    This size six pair of jeans is too big!
  • GrannySparkle
    GrannySparkle Posts: 225 Member
    Let's go for a walk.
    I love to walk.
    I am in Onderland!!
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