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    Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

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    • Posts: 92 Member
      Clothes these days are not made for guys with a v-taper, I just got a sewing machine so I can learn to tailor my own shirts.

      And..

      Can I use your color printer for this guide on top-stitching with my sewing machine?
    • Posts: 1,171 Member
      "No I don't want any rolls" [referencing Logan's Roadhouse yeast rolls]
    • Posts: 1,310 Member
      i cant find jeans that fit.....
    • Posts: 883 Member
      I can't sorry, I have church on Sundays :(
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      "I'm craving a huge plate of steamed broccoli right now!"
      True statement.
    • Posts: 75 Member
      Will you take my picture, please?
    • Posts: 1,360 Member
      I'm full.
    • Posts: 2,505 Member
      Yes, I still eat prime rib and stay this thin.

      I ran for an hour, I ran 7 miles, walked 12 miles, etc.

      My pants wont stay up.

      Yes, I said to pick up some bacon. God I love bacon..

      Let me get my run in first, then we can go.

      Yes, I'm walking/running/biking another 1,000 miles again.

      I'm not on a diet.
    • Posts: 252 Member
      I'm not having any wine ( or alcohol) for the month of February!:drinker:

      So far so good but it is only the 8th here..................:cry:
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      "Sorry, you're nice but monogamy is just not my scene.... of course, we can pretend for a few hours and discuss it at your place" :devil:



      "No thank you [to birthday party italian creme cake], I have to go running later and all the sugar makes me sick"

      "I'd love to drive in holiday traffic to go see Cirque de Soliel"

      "My favorite color is pink.... but it has to be pink and sparkly and preferably with some lace!!"
    • Posts: 440 Member
      "Let's do pushups".

      I still can't do many of them, but my attitude towards doing them in group fitness has definitely changed. Yesterday I did 10 (full) in a row AFTER an Insanity-styled class!
    • Posts: 1,171 Member
      could I get the dressing on the side?

      OR

      Do you have salsa instead of dressing?
    • Posts: 419
      I don't want to go to the strip club!!!
    • Posts: 1,593 Member
      "Time to go to the gym"
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      "My favorite food is raw fish."
    • Posts: 225 Member
      Sorry, not tonight ... I'm washing my hair ...

      Seriously?
    • Posts: 399 Member
      I do
    • Posts: 1,265 Member
      The barney song... sung correctly :|

      I hate barney, my daughter is in love with his show... somehow that translated into me singing it the right way instead of the more violent way.
    • Posts: 304
      "I can't wait to get to the gym tomorrow!"
    • Posts: 1,653 Member
      "Do you have these pants in a size 1?"

      True story. It felt SO weird.....coming all the way from an 11.
    • Posts: 30 Member
      I cooked that and it actually tasted good.
    • Posts: 128 Member
      I signed up for a 5k this weekend!

      I don't really like fried food!

      I love my egg white/turkey/cheese/onion omelette! It's my favorite breakfast!

      I don't drink beer....
    • Posts: 487 Member
      I gave up wine.... :huh:
    • Posts: 15
      Will you take my picture, please?
      Hahaha this!
    • Posts: 1,194 Member
      I hardly ever eat beef anymore. I'd rather have a hamburger than steak.
    • Posts: 1,335 Member
      That I want to lift heavy weights at the gym.......never in a MILLION years would I have thought I'd say that.

      Same.

      Along with "I want my own olympic weight set."

      And "I love power cleans!" That came out today.

      Never, ever would I have thought. :noway:
    • Posts: 38
      Damn it I only burnt 1200 cal.!
    • Posts: 880 Member
      I just want to cuddle!
    • Posts: 2,555 Member
      This size six pair of jeans is too big!
    • Posts: 225 Member
      Let's go for a walk.
      I love to walk.
      I am in Onderland!!
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