Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

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  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
    PaulfromEssex definitely does not look like John Lock from LOST

    He does too! But then my husband says everyone I see on TV I now say was from LOST.
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
    "No, you are right... I was wrong"

    It happened ONCE, felt awful, never saying that again... ever. :grumble:
  • Ultimate_Goal
    Ultimate_Goal Posts: 38
    Not tonight, I'm hurting in places I didn't even know existed!
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5......." as i am counting out the number of chips in one serving.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    "Can you take a pic of my back" to my husband, who thought it was pretty odd.
  • lisavirani
    lisavirani Posts: 117 Member
    "I want to go to the gym right now!"
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    PaulfromEssex definitely does not look like John Lock from LOST

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I don't ever want to see you again, you no longer exist and you are out of my life.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I'm not drinking tonight, I have to workout!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I'm gonna count to three! One, two.....

    Wow. Me with kids. Freak-aayyyyyy!
  • jeckalynne
    jeckalynne Posts: 102
    "come country dance w/ me"

    "i'm going to the gym"
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    "I effing love fish!" (former seafood-hater here)

    "I can't wait to go to bed."

    "Jewelry is a stupid waste of money."
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    Sorry, not tonight ... I'm washing my hair ...

    Seriously?

    Hee hee ... nope!
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
    No, I can't go out to dinner tonight, I have to go to the gym.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Come here and let me smell your butt." said to my kids when they were pottytraining! LOL!

    Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    its zumba time yay

    i'm very shy can't dance but i loved the classes
  • reese307
    reese307 Posts: 72 Member
    Ill pass on the birthday cake...:angry:
  • melinda200208
    melinda200208 Posts: 525 Member
    I'm going to bed. Its 8:30 pm. (every night) I love my 9 hours of sleep every night!!!! Gotta get it all in before I have kids right?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Crap. We have no power! How am I going to do my Insanity?!
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Get that banana out of her ear!

    (actually have had to say this twice, once in a class of 15 year olds, once in a class of 17 year olds....)
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
    I really have to watch my sodium because I retain water
  • melinda200208
    melinda200208 Posts: 525 Member
    That made me laugh out loud!!!!!

    Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:
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  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    I can't smoke weed it's dangerous and inhibits my workouts
  • PaulFromEssex
    PaulFromEssex Posts: 245
    Hi, my names Paul ... and I used to be a chocoholic!
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Massive Weight loss=Saggy Vagina's?
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    It appears that some posters misunderstood the question, so I'm covering both sides:

    Never would've thought I'd say the following, but I HAVE at least once:
    • It's 11pm on a work night I still need to eat 1,400 cals to net at my BMR! <exasperated sigh>
    • Time to eat again?! I'm too full! <exasperated sigh>
    • It's 6pm on a work day and I'm full off of 500 cals of fruits and veggies! <exasperated sigh>
    • I can fit into these pants that were previously tight, so I put them in a box 15 years ago and forgot about... and they're slightly loose!
    • 'Buffalo'? Nah, too much sodium...
    • Dressing/sauce on the side, please.
    • Treadmill: 3.0mph @ 15% or 4.0mph @ 6% for extended period without being winded... piece of cake!
    • Ooooooh, I can't wait for my new treadmill to arrive! <Japanese anime school girl giggle>
    • Strength training, huh? First, let me read up on it and make a detailed plan... (as opposed to being a meathead with no plan, working out for hours like I'm a kid in a candy store, wait 3 days and get hit with CRIPPLING DOMS that last 3 weeks! - Summer 1990, true story!)
    • Maybe next year I'm run a 5k! (or run at all, for that matter!)

    Still can't imagine EVER saying the following: (no offense meant to those that do, just ain't for me)
    • (Half/ultra-)marathon/<any>-athalon? Now that's for me!
    • Vegan/Vegetarian/Pescatarian? Now that's for me!
    • Paleo? Now that's for me!
    • Weight Watchers? Now that's for me!
    • NutriSystem? Now that's for me!
    • Atkins? Now that's for me!
    • <insert any uber-restrictive, non-sustainable diet plan>? Now that's for me!

    *Edited to correct spelling
  • Moxie42
    Moxie42 Posts: 1,400 Member
    This week:

    "I'm not drinking this month," along with ordering diet coke at a bar.

    "I can't wait to get home and do my workout!"
  • Moxie42
    Moxie42 Posts: 1,400 Member
    That made me laugh out loud!!!!!

    Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:
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    LOL!!!! I have to keep asking my cat not to put boogers on the wall...but he won't listen. :grumble:
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    I LOVE BRUSSELS SPROUTS
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Look, I don't think the ones that you say after you have kids should count. All bets are off when you have toddlers. Just sayin'

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