If I were a chocolate bunny

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  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    I'd melt you, slowly, wtih indirect heat, until you you were a just a luscious puddle. Then I'd slowly drip cream on you and gently whip you into a mouth watering ganache. Finally I'd pour you all over a bowl of juicy ripe strawberries and eat you till your knees wobble and the neighbours knew my name.

    wow, freakin' WOW. The neighbors will not only know your name but THEY'LL need a cigarette.
  • sofielein
    sofielein Posts: 539 Member
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  • dblaacker
    dblaacker Posts: 153 Member
    Depends on how big of a bunny you are.
  • GrEyedRose
    GrEyedRose Posts: 90 Member
    I wouldn't.

    I have found most chocolate bunnies are low quality chocolate. If you were a dark chocolate Dove bar on the other hand...
  • charismanoodles
    charismanoodles Posts: 343 Member
    Head first, bwuahahaha.
  • lmelangley
    lmelangley Posts: 1,039 Member
    What kind of chocolate bunny? I'm pretty fussy about brand. I might just stick you in a closet until I can pawn you off on some less fussy person, if you're quality is lacking.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I'd put you in a plastic bad, smash you up with a coffee mug and then sprinkle you over Blue Bell vanilla ice cream.


    And then I'd have diabetes.
  • BowaBowa
    BowaBowa Posts: 162
    I would HULK SMASH you to pieces for trying to sabotage me with empty calories & carbs! ! !

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