Gentlemen, what qualities do you like in Ladies?
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How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.0 -
Said the straight white male.
How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.0 -
Sex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.
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Said the straight white male.
How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.
Case in point. I think your calories are too low.0 -
Fake boobs and incredible sammich making abilities. Being "smiley" most of the time is a huge plus in my book.
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Naw, they're good, but thanks for the concern. It's okay, I think most people have a problem being called on their own sexist bull****. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
Said the straight white male.
How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
You are taking the internet MUCH too seriously.
Case in point. I think your calories are too low.0 -
How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? I have high expectations, they should too.0 -
great personality, kind to animals, intellectual,large breasts and low sexual standards.
thats the answer the OP wanted, right????0 -
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I like that she makes the most of what she was born with.0
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No, it just means I am literally too disgusted to function.The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Oh goody, does this mean someone will start comparing posts to Hitler and Nazis soon hahahaha
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
I did, actually. Especially since it's asking for a GENTLEMAN's opinion.
I want a guy who is intelligent and respectful. Any of that crap that you stated.
Don't make blanket statements about women. Or about anyone. Actually, how about you just shut up?0 -
Did you honestly expect different answers in this thread? It's a mixture of "not a nag" "take care of me" and "body I like". Just like women have impossible ideals: "tall, dark and handsome" "speaks only in poetry" "romantic in the degree and manner I want" "expensive gifts and other surprises" "acts like a grown-up and actually puts laundry in the hamper" "looks good in a kilt" "is able to fix or build anything that needs doing for the home"
Actually, if you look at the other thread asking about what traits women look for, it is nothing like that. It is normal things that human beings (or maybe only women apparently) like, such as honesty, kindness, intelligence. And no woman in that thread wants a mute.0 -
^^ I answered honestly, fool me judging by the rest of this thread now0
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Nvm. :flowerforyou:0
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Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
^Change, "not too dumb" to smart and we're on the same page.
LOL you guys are hilarious.0 -
great personality, kind to animals, intellectual,large breasts and low sexual standards.
thats the answer the OP wanted, right????
Lol, no. I wanted the ugly truth.
Actually, to be honest, men don't ask for much. Just look after yourself, buy push bra and give him a blow job at 5 am before he goes to work. I am ok with that. 0 -
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Why don't they make men like that? lol oh yeah cause only women can be perfect at everything lol jkMoney
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.0 -
inb4 any of the men from this thread make a "why doesnt anyone have a sense of humor anymore?????
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Smart, funny, fun to be with, serious about reaching goals, healthy, have the ability to have great conversation,
I'mkind of quiet so she has to be talkative. Sexy in the bedroom but a lady when she's out. Mind of her own with the ability to merge our ideas together. The type of woman that when she is gone she still seem like she's there, and a brilliant smile ok I'm done0 -
The ability to NOT COMPLAIN is very sexy.Ample bosomSex body, beautiful face and sense of humour.
and those versions that don't talk, but i think it is not out yet.Money
Boobs
Legs
Face
Money
Good in bed
Hot
Cooks REALLY well
Cleans
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required. But only in moderation.
Not too dumb
Really hot.
I think that covers it.Psychological: smart, funny, quick on her feet, easy going, down to earth, positive thinker.
Physical: HAS to have AT LEAST 2 of 4 of the following for me to even consider taking her out: pretty face, good butt, flat stomach, nice boobs. 4/4 and I'm marrying her if she has the personality to match.
If she can speak, that's a plus but not certainly not required.
The less the better!!!
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to light all of you on fire.
Then, I'm going to drink a lot of water. I'm going to wait until your corpses are almost entirely burnt to a nice crisp, you're about to die, and then I'm going to pee on you. After you're struggling for your life in the ICU of the nearest hospital, I'm going to sneak in and tell you this:
"Oh boy, now you have to use your winning personality to woo woman.... God help you."
I'm with jerknoir: "I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure."
Whoa lady....way too intense. Just roll your eyes and shake your head like the rest of us. Have you not hung out with dudes before...?0 -
1. The ability to communicate well with one another.
2. Mental, Physical, and Chemical attraction to one another (me personally I don't like skinny, I like curves)
3. Like me, must be willing to show affection on a daily basis. (Touch is my love language)
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The type of woman that when she is gone she still seem like she's there,
Great line.
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Ample bosom
how does this not surprise me?? hahaha
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Like I would ever say huge balls! LOL
Excuse me, may I check the circumference of you privates before I agree to a date! Jez! How often Have I wished to be gay?0 -
Confidence, knows how to work what she has, has opinions without being opinionated, looks forward to challenges and knows that if something is hard, usually that's what makes it so good.0
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Independent & Intellectual0
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Smart
Sense of humor
Passionate
Adventurous
Positive person
Good cook
Nice booty
Honest0
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