The MEN'S HAPPINESS thread (men only).........

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  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

    I am enjoying looking at all the hot profile pics of the men on this thread. it works both ways :love:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Can't you go have your sausage fest in your own private group? These forums are for everyone.

    Someone woke up with too many eggs this morning

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:

    There's a guitar in that picture?

    There's a guitar AND a thigh gap in that picture. Look closely.:huh:
  • These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

    Just. Stop.
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:

    I'm sorry Cherokee, you'll have to leave. Here, follow me to this back room and I'll "show you the way out" :wink: :flowerforyou: :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

    Just. Stop.

    I knew there was a reason you're on my friends list
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Don't ever compete against a woman playing a one on one sport. I kicked *kitten* but paid for it later.
    THIS!!!!!

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  • BrotherBill913
    BrotherBill913 Posts: 662 Member
    Can't you go have your sausage fest in your own private group? These forums are for everyone.

    Someone woke up with too many eggs this morning

    Agreed with last post, there are 100's of threads a day............. I'm sure you can find another one to cry on.......
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Motorcycles.

    JM
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    I make an amazing bacon, egg a and brown sauce sammich! Low carb for the low carbers to! :-)
  • These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

    Just. Stop.

    I knew there was a reason you're on my friends list

    Because we're the shiz :drinker:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


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    Guys like guitars :wink:

    There's a guitar in that picture?

    There's a guitar AND a thigh gap in that picture. Look closely.:huh:

    I think I was doing more of a "spread" than a gap :laugh:
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    These women posting images men are supposed to like (who doesn't like beer, butts, and sandwiches tho for real) y'all are kind of pathetic- it screams "I'm so desperate for male approval here let me try and be unlike THOSE other women, who want to be treated like people."

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    ...and again Mr. Downey is the answer to everything. He is one talented man.

    I see she didn't have a problem with the RDJ-fest yesterday! Now where did that gif go....?

    Sorry guys, didn't mean to interrupt. Just dropping off some sammiches and beer on my way thru the room.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Don't start a "pregnancy" thread if you're a man.................I'm getting hammered in it right now.:laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/893296-pregnancy-weight-gain-some-are-gaining-too-much

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  • Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member

    I think I was doing more of a "spread" than a gap :laugh:

    I think something just moved :drinker:
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
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    pam this club for men...so if u want in you have to take us alllllll on...consider it an initiation into our frat!!!!! just kidden pammy!!!!
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    OMG!! :noway:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    bachelorette-drugs.gif just in case you men avoided this movie and didn't get to see the real isla fisher.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    HAHAHA. Like that's gonna keep women out!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



    Screw dance classes, just lift!



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    Dance classes are fun and really work up a sweat. Believe me, the men who I know who HAVE gone to zumba and cardio kickboxing are really surprised on how hard it is to keep up with us ladies:-P

    But lifting is great for building strength, toning, and muscle. Just sayin....for cardio, dance classes! (and guys, it's ag reat way to meet women. I know I'm impressed with a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to try out zumba)
    If we have to THINK about how to do steps........................it's a waste of time.:laugh:


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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?
  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Motorcycles.

    JM

    Did someone say motorcycles? I'm bummed because it's 60 and sunny here and I need a new battery, so I'm in the truck today.
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
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    AMEN!! :drinker:
  • Poorgirls_Diet
    Poorgirls_Diet Posts: 528 Member
    Its obviously your time of the month so you can have your own thread but I have never known any man to be anywhere near happy with anything xx
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    HAHAHA. Like that's gonna keep women out!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Keep 'em out? They'll run here as fast as they can to ruin it.



    See?

    Will not!
  • Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

    :laugh:

    I thank you for that, my dear.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Yes dear................
    Right away dear........................
    Immediately if not sooner dear...........................
    I understand dear..................
    Yes dear, I'm listening dear.................
    I'm sorry dear..........................
    Whatever you say dear..................................
    I love you too {NOT} dear................

    Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?

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  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    HAHAHA. Like that's gonna keep women out!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Keep 'em out? They'll run here as fast as they can to ruin it.



    See?

    Will not!
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    this would make me happy right now

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  • Does your wife, perchance, have pink hair?



    She has the sharpest tongue in femdom.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    OK, I'm here.


    That makes all the men happy, right? :laugh:


    f1ebd8f6-1076-4d67-be41-c26136b7798a_zpse9ad518c.jpg

    Guys like guitars :wink:
    Is that a dead body in the bed? Or don't you make the bed?:laugh:


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