Stereotypes that DON'T fit you

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Anyone from England will understand this one:

    I'm an Essex girl born and bred, but I don't look like I've been Tango'd, I don't have the accent and I don't have bleach blonde hair.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

    And you don't seem to have those ridiculous drawn on eyebrows either :laugh: fellow Brit here!

    This was my shameful addiction for a bit there..... Thankfully I think I'm over it now haha

    We've all been there :laugh:
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
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    That because I use "5 dollar words" I am stuck up.
  • ToFatToBeSick
    ToFatToBeSick Posts: 113
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    I'm from Lancaster County Pennsylvania (Dutch Country) but I am NOT Amish, Mennonite or religious what so ever.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    I am Irish/German.
    1: I dislike most beer
    2: I cannot STAND Guniess
    3: I am not a very heavy drinker period.
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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    I live in Texas but I do not own a pair of cowboy boots :laugh:

    I meet with a D&D group every other week but I am in no way socially awkward

    I like older men but I don't have "daddy issues"

    I'm a girly girl but I know how to kill, field dress, skin, and process an animal on my own. I also like dark beer, bourbon, and pipe tobacco. And tactical shooting!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    That I naturally have light hair because I'm so pale and get freckles easily (nope, dark brown, just a freak of nature)


    I have a ton of freckles. My mom always said they were kisses from the sun.
  • kloco
    kloco Posts: 85 Member
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    I'm pretty tall for an asian.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    As a guy I dont get into sports that much. I like to cook and go shopping. I dont mind listening.

    As an atheist I have strong moral character and am not "against" religion (people dont usually understand the difference between atheist and anti-theist.)
  • penelepurr
    penelepurr Posts: 204 Member
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    generally, being a girl.

    Oh hai, wanna have a slumber party where we paint our nails, watch a click flick, drink wine, and dish about cute boys?

    Go *kitten* yourself.

    I'll be over in the sports bar with Jack and Johnnie. In my cutest heels :tongue:

    edit: target shooting. lots of target shooting.
  • natsmom118
    natsmom118 Posts: 83 Member
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    Yes, I'm from Utah. No, I'm not Mormon.
  • Lt_Starbuck
    Lt_Starbuck Posts: 576 Member
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    I grew up in the Louisiana swamp and Im not fat from fried seafood, married to my junior prom date, in a 5th generation hand me down trailer on stilts, with nine toothless Kool-Aid moustached illegitimate children chasing gators and blissfully ignorant about what that SKOOL sht is, while my man and his uncle daddy make moonshine.
  • gfedex
    gfedex Posts: 226 Member
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    I like alternative music and bands that aren't on top-40 radio stations - this does not mean I am a "snob" or a "hipster", or that I only listen to certain music to look cool.
  • MiniMichelle
    MiniMichelle Posts: 807 Member
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    Yes, I'm from Utah. No, I'm not Mormon.

    I'm not from Utah. I'm Mormon *giggles*
  • MiniMichelle
    MiniMichelle Posts: 807 Member
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    I show my cleave (because I love my boobs) so I must be a slut...

    Still don't think slut is a bad thing. :bigsmile:

    See, I'd much rather be called a *kitten* at least someone would be saying I'm hot enought to get paid... sluts just give it away for freeeeee *said in my best Adam Sandler voice*
  • cheshire1865
    cheshire1865 Posts: 71
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    Anyone from England will understand this one:

    I'm an Essex girl born and bred, but I don't look like I've been Tango'd, I don't have the accent and I don't have bleach blonde hair.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

    And you don't seem to have those ridiculous drawn on eyebrows either :laugh: fellow Brit here!

    This was my shameful addiction for a bit there..... Thankfully I think I'm over it now haha

    We've all been there :laugh:

    Luckily my parents would have slapped it out of me if I had tried haha! :) Welcome back to the side of normality though. We have cookies ;)
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    also, because I like science and critical thinking that I don't believe in god.
  • natsmom118
    natsmom118 Posts: 83 Member
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    I'm Mexican. I am not illegal nor do I speak with a 'gangster' accent.

    :wink:
  • MirjaH79
    MirjaH79 Posts: 53
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    A witty married lady, with a good job and no kids, in her 30's does NOT play Left4Dead on Steam... :laugh:
    (Anyone here? Find BloodCow)
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    I'm 33, unmarried, Puerto Rican with no children.

    SOOOO many stereotypes broken there..... Seriously, where I live the PR stereotype is so annoying!! Lots of Puerto Ricans but no one recognizes the ones who aren't in that stereotype!

    Apparently, I should have 5-6 kids by now, from 3-4 different fathers, live on welfare, listen to rap, and speak spanglish. Nope, not me! I must be white.

    I have no kids
    Never married
    Not on welfare
    Listen to metal and classic rock
    Don't speak spanish
    Hate spicy food
    I can drive stick
    Perfer war movies and action flicks over romantic comedys ANY day (EVERY day.....)
    I hate shopping and only go when my clothes have holes in them
    I RARELY buy shoes - wear the same pair till they fall apart. Then I go out and try to find the exact same shoes
    Had only had 3 pedicures in my life
    Not a pet person or a plant person



    Note: Stereotypical Puerto Rican traits I DO have..... I can dance salsa, and I have a PR flag hanging from my rear view mirror. hahaha :wink: PR pride, baby. :glasses:
  • clrnt1
    clrnt1 Posts: 12
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    I'm from Lancaster County Pennsylvania (Dutch Country) but I am NOT Amish, Mennonite or religious what so ever.

    I'm from Holmes County, Ohio. Constantly getting asked if I'm Amish. I'm a little closer than you (Christian), but still far from being Amish!

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