Stereotypes that DON'T fit you

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Summer_Lunatic
Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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Seeing as I couldn't think of anything for stereotypes that I DO fit into... I thought I'd try the opposite. :huh:


I'm Canadian and I can skate but don't like hockey. I'm gonna get beat like a rented mule for that one.

I'm a guy and I hate beer. Still Canadian and in even more trouble now.

I was somewhat popular in school but never smoked, no drugs and only "sports" I played was I was on the swim team.
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  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I love skulls, spikes and anything 'goth or punk'...

    and pastel floral blouses.
  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
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    That im a player or am an alcoholic cause i never married
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    All of them. There's no one like me. :smokin:
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
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    That im a player or am an alcoholic cause i never married

    clearly that makes sense. lol
  • KainStar
    KainStar Posts: 197
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    All of them. There's no one like me. :smokin:
    This ^
  • gfedex
    gfedex Posts: 226 Member
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    I'm a makeup artist, but when I'm not working, I rarely wear makeup (and even when I am, it's minimal).

    I prefer nerdy non-fiction books to Nicholas Sparks and Nora Roberts.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,473 Member
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    amusing. very.
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    Small hands and thumbs




    Ha ha
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    That because I'm tall (5' 10") I must have played basketball in high school. Wrong. Volleyball is much more fun.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I am a ginger & I do NOT steal souls
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    I'm blonde and very intelligent.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    That someone as awesome as me should be arrogant. I'm actually humble to a fault.
  • pnut456
    pnut456 Posts: 67 Member
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    hmmm... lets see.. the typical.. because I am overweight I am lazy, even though I work 7 days a week and go to the gym at least 4 days a week... Also, because I am single and my 2 best friends are lesbians I must be one.... I get that one a lot too!!
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I'm from Kentucky, and I do not now nor have I ever, had a crush on, been married to, kissed or procreated with my cousin.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    I'm somewhat thin. And I don't need a sandwich, or a burger. I eat plenty of them.


    I'm a parent and as much as I love my children I do not think they poop gold, or will cure cancer.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I'm from Kentucky, and I do not now nor have I ever, had a crush on, been married to, kissed or procreated with my cousin.

    Uncle?
  • krisiepoo
    krisiepoo Posts: 710 Member
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    that I'm flawed as a woman because I don't want to use my uterus for babies :)
  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
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    That im a player or am an alcoholic cause i never married

    clearly that makes sense. lol

    You would be shocked how many women would not trust me and put up a guard cause i never married. I guess many thinks you can not be complete if you dont marry or something like that. I dont get it. I look at it this way, I just skipped my first marriage.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I'm a good driver.
  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
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    I'm from Kentucky, and I do not now nor have I ever, had a crush on, been married to, kissed or procreated with my cousin.

    Uncle?

    Hey, im from Kentucky, whats wrong with kissing counsins. lol

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