THE MOST DISGUSTING DIET FOOD THUS FAR..WHAT'S YOURS???

nomicat77
nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
in Food and Nutrition
1. Hungry Girl's Pumpkin Quieshe...time consuming to make, yields a lot and when you are done you end up with slice of what looks like and smells like cat vomit...Never again...

2. Tofu Shirataki Noodles...wet noodles, that you have to drain...when you add them to sauce they kind of remind you of what it would be if you dumped spaghetti on wet ramen noodles. Another Hungry Girl suggestion..NEVER AGAIN.

3. Home made crackers..kept seeing them on Pinterest, so I decided this will be cool and save me money, and I can control the ingredients...FAIL!!!! TASTED LIKE BAKED FLOUR no matter what I added, I followed a recipe for Homemade Graham crackers and Homemade cheese its. Both utterly gross!!!!

4. WASA crackers...Just No.

5. THAT NASTY MAPLE SYRUP DRINK..lemon juice, cayenne pepper, maple syrup....THOSE THINGS SHOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER. EVER.
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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Anything with aspartame in it. Yuck!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    soy yogurt bleck!
  • Tinker_and_Bash
    Tinker_and_Bash Posts: 39 Member
    anything from nutrisystem!
  • shovav91
    shovav91 Posts: 2,335 Member
    Anything labeled as diet food...
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Definitely those low cal noodles. Have the flavour and nutritional value of cardboard
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    Anything labeled, "fat-free". Blech! :tongue:
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    I forgot Honey Roasted Cinnamon Chick Peas...nasty. And wow how annoying to scrape off the wax paper.
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    soy yogurt bleck!

    yeah gross..you know what's worst? Almond Milk Yogurt..
  • NaurielR
    NaurielR Posts: 429 Member
    Walden Farms calorie free "peanut butter". I put the words peanut butter in quotes because whatever Walden Farms puts in that jar is not, by any means, even distantly related to peanut butter. I don't have very discerning tastes, but it should be illegal to call that sludge peanut butter.
  • rainbowbow
    rainbowbow Posts: 7,490 Member
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    soy yogurt bleck!

    yeah gross..you know what's worst? Almond Milk Yogurt..

    DING-DING-DING! We have a winner! Almond Milk Yogurt is the worst.
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    anything from nutrisystem!

    Their food scares me. I was reading an article that said every item of food they sell has at least two different carcinogens in them.
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    Walden Farms calorie free "peanut butter". I put the words peanut butter in quotes because whatever Walden Farms puts in that jar is not, by any means, even distantly related to peanut butter. I don't have very discerning tastes, but it should be illegal to call that sludge peanut butter.

    Hilarius!
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    anything from nutrisystem!

    Their food scares me. I was reading an article that said every item of food they sell has at least two different carcinogens in them.

    Yeah---and I know what it is---pulverized waste tires! I swear that their "scrambled eggs" tasted like burning rubber!
  • rumplesnat
    rumplesnat Posts: 372
    I'm putting New Whey protein shots in the "food" category. If I ever tasted baboon *kitten*, I would imagine it tasting similar to this. Worst. Crap. Ever. And Sweet Baby Jesus, the aftertaste!!!! :sad:
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug

    Cauliflower Pizza Crust?????What???? That's just wrong. LOL, and yeah I'm not enthused by the idea of eating cake in a mug.
  • CheriLMT
    CheriLMT Posts: 220 Member
    Better N' Peanut butter...I assure you it isn't
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    I'm putting New Whey protein shots in the "food" category. If I ever tasted baboon *kitten*, I would imagine it tasting similar to this. Worst. Crap. Ever. And Sweet Baby Jesus, the aftertaste!!!! :sad:

    I think I'll throw the Trader Joe's Hemp Protein Powder in there with those shots,, LOL

    As a matter of fact ALL protein powder!!!!, I'd rather just eat foods with protein then mess with any of those again. I hate the way they ruin my smoothies and make them taste like something I would feed the chickens.
  • got2bu
    got2bu Posts: 8 Member
    I'm putting New Whey protein shots in the "food" category. If I ever tasted baboon *kitten*, I would imagine it tasting similar to this. Worst. Crap. Ever. And Sweet Baby Jesus, the aftertaste!!!! :sad:

    Ok, so I have never posted on the forum before but for this?

    Had to do it.

    Tears. Just tears.

    lololol
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    I tried some Foster Farms Turkey Pastrami.... Almost decided to become a vegetarian.... definitely decided if I am craving a pastrami sandwich, I'll just do it on an "off" day and get the real thing....
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug

    Cauliflower Pizza Crust?????What???? That's just wrong. LOL, and yeah I'm not enthused by the idea of eating cake in a mug.

    ^^^ This. Yes. It IS wrong.
  • SeekingOne54
    SeekingOne54 Posts: 38 Member
    anything from nutrisystem!

    Their food scares me. I was reading an article that said every item of food they sell has at least two different carcinogens in them.

    Yeah---and I know what it is---pulverized waste tires! I swear that their "scrambled eggs" tasted like burning rubber!

    Every "food" I tasted from Nutrisystem tasted like dirt. No wonder people lose weight using their products. They are vomitting all the time! WORST "FOOD" EVER!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    And this is why I never eat diet food! I don't see why anyone would eat that crap, when with a modicum of thought and planning you can fit delicious 'normal' meals into a moderate calorie diet.

    Tonight, I made apricot and ginger chicken, served over pearl barley grain. 485 Calories, including the oil it was cooked in. Throw in a cup of veg too, and you have a very nice meal for around 520 Cals.

    Night before, 6oz strip steak, half a mashed sweet potato with butter and greek yogurt, and a cup of broccoli. 600 Cals.

    Turkey bolognese with whole grain pasta and parmesan cheese. 450 Cals.

    Greek yogurt coated baked chicken, spring mix salad with tomato, onions, feta cheese and a balsamic vinaigrette - 470 Cals.

    Home made margherita pizza with home made whole wheat crust and pizza sauce, and real mozzarella cheese - 440 Cals for two slices.
  • CoraGregoryCPA
    CoraGregoryCPA Posts: 1,087 Member
    Tempeh!

    I love the Flexitarian book. It's got great information. One of the ideas was to toast Tempeh and use it as a crouton rather than regular croutons. I'm always looking to improve my food with more veggies. So I JUST toaste Tempeh.. it's HORRIBLE!!

    It's like soft pork but tasteless. It was not crunchy and it wasn't good! It went into the garbage!
  • CoraGregoryCPA
    CoraGregoryCPA Posts: 1,087 Member
    Hungry girl is an idiot. I got her bar drink book one time. It was so horrible! She is a horrible chef!
  • CoraGregoryCPA
    CoraGregoryCPA Posts: 1,087 Member
    I loved it. I had it 3 times last week. Not because I need low carbs, just because I love eating more veggies. I loved it!! I put sausage, cheese, green pepper, mushrooms and onion on my veggie cauliflower pizza. I still like the real pizza, but this was good too.
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug

    Cauliflower Pizza Crust?????What???? That's just wrong. LOL, and yeah I'm not enthused by the idea of eating cake in a mug.

    ^^^ This. Yes. It IS wrong.
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug

    I wouldn't call spaghetti squash a diet food. It's a fruit.
  • katiefridley
    katiefridley Posts: 151 Member
    4. WASA crackers...Just No.

    I love Wasa crackers...
  • malawi447
    malawi447 Posts: 12
    Low carb or low calorie bread......yuck!!! Has anyone ever tried toasting it and adding a little 'real' butter? The only identifiable part is the crust. The rest just turns into slime.
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    :laugh: hysterical... cat vomit! OMG too gross to think about :laugh:

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