The little things that suck about being single...

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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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Generally speaking, I am perfectly content being single. My life is pretty damn stellar and I have no complaints.

However, there are moments when I just blink... like a deer caught in headlights... and think, "OK, this is why I need a significant other." Not literally. But I just had one of those moments. A friend just wrote me:

"... It's a common issue for the carburetors to need to be cleaned. It also takes about twenty minutes and anybody with an adjustable wrench, a can of cleaner, and a paper clip can do it. Gasoline begins to crystallize after it sits for a couple weeks. Easy Peasy..."

Easy Peasy my *kitten*! Now, could I learn how to do this? Sure... I'm a smart woman. But I don't want to. I'm girly, and LIKE being girly. In my spare time, I want to sew my own panties, make butterflies out of toilet paper tubes and ziploc baggies, or modge podge something. I don't want to fix my snowblower.

The good news is, I offered him a sammich and a beer... snowblower fixed.




I guess I'm still good being sans mechanically inclined significant other for today :)
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Nothing.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Being single = no crazy bish drama
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Your mama was a snowblower.
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
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    Please... I can pay someone to clean that carburetor.

    Its the endless hours of mind blowing sex with someone you really care about, who cares about you.... that's what I hate about being single.....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Please... I can pay someone to clean that carburetor.

    Its the endless hours of mind blowing sex with someone you really care about, who cares about you.... that's what I hate about being single.....

    Well yeah, there's that... But I just login on Boobie Fridays and try to take care of things.
  • elliott82
    elliott82 Posts: 156 Member
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    i'm not single, but i'm pretty sure my bf can't clean a carburator. but he can snuggle like a mfer.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
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    And you're always running out of batteries.

    Buzz buzz
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Your mama was a snowblower.

    *lick lick*
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Your mama was a snowblower.

    *lick lick*

    I'm quoting a classic film you fiend!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.

    Maybe the take-away from this is that I'm cheap? :blushing:
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
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    Absolutely nothing.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Your mama was a snowblower.

    *lick lick*

    I'm quoting a classic film you fiend!

    And I'm licking you. Now shut up and lay down.
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
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    I don't get it.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.

    Maybe the take-away from this is that I'm cheap? :blushing:

    "batteries" is a euphemism for when I visit
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Your mama was a snowblower.

    And I'm Mr. Snow!

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  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.

    I'll do it for free
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.

    I'll do it for free

    Marry.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Being able to look into someone's eyes and know they care you exist.
    Do I win???
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I loved single.
    I love marriage.

    Just depends on where your mind is at.

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