The little things that suck about being single...
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Generally speaking, I am perfectly content being single. My life is pretty damn stellar and I have no complaints.
However, there are moments when I just blink... like a deer caught in headlights... and think, "OK, this is why I need a significant other." Not literally. But I just had one of those moments. A friend just wrote me:
"... It's a common issue for the carburetors to need to be cleaned. It also takes about twenty minutes and anybody with an adjustable wrench, a can of cleaner, and a paper clip can do it. Gasoline begins to crystallize after it sits for a couple weeks. Easy Peasy..."
Easy Peasy my *kitten*! Now, could I learn how to do this? Sure... I'm a smart woman. But I don't want to. I'm girly, and LIKE being girly. In my spare time, I want to sew my own panties, make butterflies out of toilet paper tubes and ziploc baggies, or modge podge something. I don't want to fix my snowblower.
The good news is, I offered him a sammich and a beer... snowblower fixed.
I guess I'm still good being sans mechanically inclined significant other for today
However, there are moments when I just blink... like a deer caught in headlights... and think, "OK, this is why I need a significant other." Not literally. But I just had one of those moments. A friend just wrote me:
"... It's a common issue for the carburetors to need to be cleaned. It also takes about twenty minutes and anybody with an adjustable wrench, a can of cleaner, and a paper clip can do it. Gasoline begins to crystallize after it sits for a couple weeks. Easy Peasy..."
Easy Peasy my *kitten*! Now, could I learn how to do this? Sure... I'm a smart woman. But I don't want to. I'm girly, and LIKE being girly. In my spare time, I want to sew my own panties, make butterflies out of toilet paper tubes and ziploc baggies, or modge podge something. I don't want to fix my snowblower.
The good news is, I offered him a sammich and a beer... snowblower fixed.
I guess I'm still good being sans mechanically inclined significant other for today
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Nothing.0
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Being single = no crazy bish drama0
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Your mama was a snowblower.0
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Please... I can pay someone to clean that carburetor.
Its the endless hours of mind blowing sex with someone you really care about, who cares about you.... that's what I hate about being single.....0 -
Please... I can pay someone to clean that carburetor.
Its the endless hours of mind blowing sex with someone you really care about, who cares about you.... that's what I hate about being single.....
Well yeah, there's that... But I just login on Boobie Fridays and try to take care of things.0 -
i'm not single, but i'm pretty sure my bf can't clean a carburator. but he can snuggle like a mfer.0
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And you're always running out of batteries.
Buzz buzz0 -
Your mama was a snowblower.
*lick lick*0 -
I'd rather pay someone to do it.
I also have a large number of batteries.
Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.0 -
Your mama was a snowblower.
*lick lick*
I'm quoting a classic film you fiend!0 -
I'd rather pay someone to do it.
I also have a large number of batteries.
Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.
Maybe the take-away from this is that I'm cheap? :blushing:0 -
Absolutely nothing.0
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Your mama was a snowblower.
*lick lick*
I'm quoting a classic film you fiend!
And I'm licking you. Now shut up and lay down.0 -
I don't get it.0
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I'd rather pay someone to do it.
I also have a large number of batteries.
Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.
Maybe the take-away from this is that I'm cheap? :blushing:
"batteries" is a euphemism for when I visit0 -
Your mama was a snowblower.
And I'm Mr. Snow!
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I'd rather pay someone to do it.
I also have a large number of batteries.
Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.
I'll do it for free0 -
I'd rather pay someone to do it.
I also have a large number of batteries.
Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.
I'll do it for free
Marry.0 -
Being able to look into someone's eyes and know they care you exist.
Do I win???0 -
I loved single.
I love marriage.
Just depends on where your mind is at.0
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