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    why do girks wear makeup? its like so fake

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      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Lady, I am disappoint.

      I've wondered that myself. I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol
    • Posts: 1,978 Member
      I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

      Will report back.
    • Posts: 1,444 Member
      I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

      Will report back.

      It will require picture proof
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      Just break up.
    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      ...
      I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol

      I'm a fan of UFC MMA, but seeing "Condom Depot" embroidered across a fighter's *kitten* is really distracting! (no homo) Why can't it be on the side or waist like a lot of other sponsors?! You don't see "TapOut" in the place. Nope, Condom Depot always has to be smack dab across the cheeks!!! Can I get a 'Jerry Seinfeld' "What's..up..with..that?!
      condom_fa229a_566021.jpg
    • Posts: 1,704 Member
      ZOMG like why do girls even have HAIR? It's like, so dumb. They're just trying to impress guys. :laugh:
    • Posts: 352 Member
      They see her girking... they hatin'...
    • Posts: 1,704 Member
      They see her girking... they hatin'...

      Show me how you girk, baby.
    • Posts: 585 Member
      girking is awsome.
    • Posts: 7,512 Member
      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Lady, I am disappoint.

      Maybe cause they have juicy lady farts...their panties look like a jackson pollock painting
    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Bad taste, mostly.
    • Posts: 1,430 Member
      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Lady, I am disappoint.

      Because they are the epitome of chic, class and sophistication :indifferent:
    • Posts: 7,436 Member
      peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

      I'm never going to be able to eat a cocktail weenie wrapped crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard ever again thanks to this post :sad:

      OP because thigh gaps, that's why
    • Posts: 7,436 Member
      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Lady, I am disappoint.

      there's a psychological effect whereby reading a word overrides the input from other sources, like if you write the word red, in green ink, it's really hard to say "it's green" because your brain is busy reading the word "red" and so you end up saying "red" even though the ink is green.

      So it's an attempt to fool people into thinking that their bottom is more juicy than it really is
    • Posts: 1,092 Member
      Ooh-sarcasm-detector_o_118097_zpsb8b414b3.jpg
    • Posts: 899 Member
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      Small penis.

      If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
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      Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.
      oh the sodium!
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      Small penis.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkTtyDcSAA
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
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      If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:

      A man with a small penis, or a good collection of toys?
    • Posts: 695 Member
      sarcastic font: why do i let what other people choose to do bug me?

      - - -

      OP - 100% awesome hair!
    • Posts: 518 Member
      I prefer makeup on the boyts. I personally can't be bothered.
    • Posts: 79
      Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up

      :laugh: Awesome!
    • Posts: 222 Member
      Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

      Lady, I am disappoint.

      Because Juicy is an expensive label and girls love that :tongue:
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      Maybe cause they have juicy lady farts...their panties look like a jackson pollock painting

      :laugh: :drinker: Again...awesome. And also really gross.
    • Posts: 135 Member
      i got gherkins, small penis's and sausage rolls in my head hahaha :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      i got gherkins, small penis's and sausage rolls in my head hahaha :laugh:
      o_o u can take alot at once
    • Posts: 1,704 Member
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      o_o u can take alot at once

      That's what He Said!

      Ba-dum-tiss.
    • Posts: 14
      Snorty LOLs!
      Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up
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      A large penis.
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      If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,025 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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