I survived a dangerous hostage situation this afternoon.

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  • hifi898
    hifi898 Posts: 54
    ^^THIS, good sir, made my day. Thank you! :D

    Hungry Me has shown up to my work right now, banging on the door to my office and demanding to be let in...
  • balancedfire
    balancedfire Posts: 13 Member
    I love this story! You are awesome! Keep up the good work! :happy:
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    You should write a book, that was epic haha

    ^ Agreed!
  • linda0372
    linda0372 Posts: 27 Member
    that was good. thanks for the laugh
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    :drinker:
  • fightininggirl
    fightininggirl Posts: 792 Member
    wow now that is a success story:) old man hunger likes to rear his ugly head and the fact that you took control deserves a lot of praise:)
  • tweety612013
    tweety612013 Posts: 24
    Great story telling, I liked the deal you worked with Hungry Me and that he was satisfied with just the two grilled breasts. I will have to make that deal with my Hungry Me when my time comes and I know it will. Congrats and keep up the good work.
  • GeekTink
    GeekTink Posts: 98 Member
    You are such an inspiration! My HERO!!
  • SexyTmar
    SexyTmar Posts: 23 Member
    Hungry Me has been stalking me for two whole weeks! He has caught me a few times and roughed me up...but I keep getting away. I am so tired of running but I don't want to get caught! I need to get to a place where he can't find me for awhile.....
  • AleshiaBunting
    AleshiaBunting Posts: 48 Member
    I love the negotiations that took place and am super happy that the new you won over the hungry me! Congrats to you! Thank you for sharing.
  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
    I drive by that very same KFC often, and it has a way of calling my name. Awesome story and even better NSV. Congrats!!! (glad your sniffles are going away too!)
  • BrienJD
    BrienJD Posts: 541 Member
    Congrats!!!!

    I've been suffering from Stockholm Syndrome this month
  • bermudamel
    bermudamel Posts: 212
    Very well written, I was hooked! so many of us can relate!
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    That was awesome. Kudos. =)
  • Cslauson86
    Cslauson86 Posts: 51 Member
    Thanks for sharing! That was great. Now I know that I too can negotiATE with my Hungry Me. I'm happy to hear you survived to live another day. :bigsmile:
  • ovege
    ovege Posts: 110 Member
    Congratulations on your negotiations with Hungry Me. I arm myself against hungry me by carrying a bag of pre-portioned nuts, dried fruits and other healthy snacks. When all else fails, I throw the bag at Hungry Me and run away as fast as I can!
  • sexelby
    sexelby Posts: 19 Member
    Incredible!!!
  • AmandaWalt628
    AmandaWalt628 Posts: 51 Member
    Reading this made my day. Good job, sir...good job!! :flowerforyou:
  • red9812
    red9812 Posts: 85 Member
    Great story, thanks for sharing.
  • ventrone
    ventrone Posts: 27 Member
    Awesome survival story! Thank you for sharing. :laugh:
  • bcl003
    bcl003 Posts: 331 Member
    Amazing!!!
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    adorable, you should write books.
  • trammelgal
    trammelgal Posts: 15
    I,too had kfc yesterday. Sunday is always tough for me too. I have learned to pull the skin off my chicken and then the calorie count is not to bad. I think their cole slaw is the highest calorie side they serve. It must be full of sugar.
    Yes there are times and situations when we will fall off the wagon. It takes strength and determination to get back up and start again from where you left off.
  • AdrieneJ
    AdrieneJ Posts: 141 Member
    Awesome. Totally awesome. :)
  • raecork
    raecork Posts: 34 Member
    Very talented writer!!! Great story, great advice, great, great, great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • CherV96
    CherV96 Posts: 28
    Love this! Good for you for bargaining with Hungry Me! I'm proud of you! Would love to send you a friend request as you've written exactly what I go through on most days.
  • kelatki
    kelatki Posts: 16 Member
    I loved this story! I laughed the entire time. You have a way with words, you should consider writing books. Good job! I am proud that you survived "hungry me". :laugh:
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    Can I just say I love you!! Love the story!
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    Loved this! Glad you're safe and I know who to call if my Hungry Me takes me hostage.
  • yankeedownsouth
    yankeedownsouth Posts: 717 Member
    Absolutely one of the best posts I have read on MFP in quite a long time!!

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