I'm jealous

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  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

    Nice way to get a squat in though my *kitten* won't touch a public toilet
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Speaking for myself, despite the pain of the actual childbirth, I cherish the whole experience and the little ray of sunshine that I delivered into this world. I loved being pregnant, loved the deep sense of bonding I had with my baby. I know I won't have any others but I do feel blessed to have my girl.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Ancient secrets revealed - since the dawn of TV it has been the guy's job to use the remote. Just 5 minutes with the remote is worth 1200 calories. That's why your dude is always yelling for the remote !!!!
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,926 Member
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    My boyfriend is 32, 6'2 and maybe 185 with clothes on (on a bad day). He's slim, 34x34 pants, Large Shirts. I calculated the calories from the beer he drank just yesterday it was almost 800. That's just beer. I asked him how he can been so slim and drink so many calories. He said "He expels calories through anger at this job"...obviously I need a more stressful job...

    I totally see your frustration, but it is what it is. I look at a brownie and it goes to my hips, he drinks 800 calories of beer and nothing happens...
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,926 Member
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    However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

    I'd give up being able to bear children for being able to be 5'11 and a size 2, eat whatever I want and laze about on the couch with ice cream...
  • swil4
    swil4 Posts: 19
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    I am totally jealous, too... My husband and I started on this journey together on the same days... He has lost 31 pounds and I have lost 18...

    I am definitely a whiner when it comes to this!!! :cry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    So...

    *****! :tongue:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

    I'd give up being able to bear children for being able to be 5'11 and a size 2, eat whatever I want and laze about on the couch with ice cream...

    I'd give it up for just about anything.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
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    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

    Mine doesn't wear neckties (yet I still wear panty hose), is more afraid of spiders than anyone I have ever seen and we have both been known to go check on that scary noise in the middle of the night (I'm no sissy!)

    This!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

    Mine doesn't wear neckties (yet I still wear panty hose), is more afraid of spiders than anyone I have ever seen and we have both been known to go check on that scary noise in the middle of the night (I'm no sissy!)

    This!

    I third this motion!
  • apnovack
    apnovack Posts: 40
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    We have two heads to think with, so that burns more calories.

    Fer realz.

    But you only use one..........

    :wink:
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
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    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    It's a Dalek

    EXTERMINATE
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    It's a Dalek

    EXTERMINATE

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  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

    hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

    Can that be logged as squats? :tongue:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    It's a Dalek

    EXTERMINATE

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  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
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    :laugh:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    Is that true about lady-boys as well?
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    It's a Dalek

    EXTERMINATE

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    That one literally made me lol!!

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