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Insults and rude comments only...but they better be funny

djfriedman81
djfriedman81 Posts: 125
edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic
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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    2/10 would not poop on.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    sorry, i don't see any way to follow the OP's instructions and not get a strike in the process.

    tumblr_lahh7dKHF71qbyqcv1.gif
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I have performance anxiety. :blushing:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    Slap in the face
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    No
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...

    I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...

    I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.

    kinda like fireworks huh? or did it fizzle out?
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    Honey you look better than a brand new pair of snow tires.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Your momma's so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
  • 3RachaelFaith3
    3RachaelFaith3 Posts: 283 Member
    Your Mother's a cankerous Wh0re.

    Too far?

    Hey, you remember that time I called your mother a cankerous wh0re? I'm sorry about that, man
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...

    I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.


    So...uh You come here often?
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    the worst for a guy to hear....Is it in? or are you finished yet?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?
  • DostThouEven
    DostThouEven Posts: 148
    No

    You sure?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  • joe2626
    joe2626 Posts: 123 Member
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?

    I think I just pissed ma pants
  • joe2626
    joe2626 Posts: 123 Member
    Wow, pipped to the post on that one!



    I fart in your general direction...
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    If only your rooster was as big as your mouth...
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Stupidity is not a crime. So your free to go.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Stupidity is not a crime. So your free to go.

    If you're going to be a smart cop, get YOU'RE right!
  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    You are a fawning, fat-kidneyed harpy.

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

    (shakespearean insult site)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    What's the difference between you and the Titanic? Well, at least we have some idea of how many men went down on the Titanic...
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    And the Russian judge gives you a 2!
  • aross001
    aross001 Posts: 237
    You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    wow
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.

    I am not going to insult like my favorite person here...
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