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  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
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    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    LOL! That's cold!
  • sockrates
    sockrates Posts: 1
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    @ barkin....your Momma's so lazy she downloaded cheatscodes for Wii Fit
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    LOL! That's cold!


    I second that....o btw your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
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    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    haha I like that one

    ...you have something on your chin!!....a third one!
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    Nothing could ever make me stop loving you. Except you not drinking. Twelve steps, schmelsteps. Alcohol makes people fun.
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
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    I would not screw you with a rented va-jay-jay.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    gay
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    You eat more then 1,200 calories I'm defriending you.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
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    What are you talking about? That's all you got is a va-jay-jay that's been rented out more than even Redbox could keep up with!
  • sweatychest
    sweatychest Posts: 62
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    Who cut yor hair, my brother?
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
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    Your mamma so poor, one day she was walking down the street with only one shoe on and someone asked her if she lost a shoe and she said, 'No, I found one.' Cartman...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Your cooking tastes like fried *kitten*.
    You smell like the south end of a northbound mule.
    I fart in your general direction.
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
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    I would block you, but to be honest your pathetic life amuses me!!!
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
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    The only reason you're still alive is because there wasn't a dumpster in the delivery room
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
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    Your mamma so poor, one day she was walking down the street with only one shoe on and someone asked her if she lost a shoe and she said, 'No, I found one.' Cartman...

    your mamma so stupid, when she walked by the YMCA, she said, 'Look baby, somebody misspelled MACYs"
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
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    the worst for a guy to hear....Is it in? or are you finished yet?

    Worst thing for a woman to hear::

    "Is it in?

    Guy response, "I don't know."
  • Nikki_WantsIt
    Nikki_WantsIt Posts: 204 Member
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    Did it hurt??...
    When you shot up from hell?
  • nannybubbles
    nannybubbles Posts: 55
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    My hometown is the *kitten* of the world??? You must be just passing through.
  • Bubsys_mom
    Bubsys_mom Posts: 124 Member
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    You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
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    There is no unit of meaure for your level of stupidity.

    Every person has a right to be a jerk, but you abused the privilege.

    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.

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