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Insults and rude comments only...but they better be funny

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  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    LOL! That's cold!
  • sockrates
    sockrates Posts: 1
    @ barkin....your Momma's so lazy she downloaded cheatscodes for Wii Fit
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    LOL! That's cold!


    I second that....o btw your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    haha I like that one

    ...you have something on your chin!!....a third one!
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    Nothing could ever make me stop loving you. Except you not drinking. Twelve steps, schmelsteps. Alcohol makes people fun.
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    I would not screw you with a rented va-jay-jay.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    gay
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    You eat more then 1,200 calories I'm defriending you.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    What are you talking about? That's all you got is a va-jay-jay that's been rented out more than even Redbox could keep up with!
  • sweatychest
    sweatychest Posts: 62
    Who cut yor hair, my brother?
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
    Your mamma so poor, one day she was walking down the street with only one shoe on and someone asked her if she lost a shoe and she said, 'No, I found one.' Cartman...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Your cooking tastes like fried *kitten*.
    You smell like the south end of a northbound mule.
    I fart in your general direction.
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    I would block you, but to be honest your pathetic life amuses me!!!
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
    The only reason you're still alive is because there wasn't a dumpster in the delivery room
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Your mamma so poor, one day she was walking down the street with only one shoe on and someone asked her if she lost a shoe and she said, 'No, I found one.' Cartman...

    your mamma so stupid, when she walked by the YMCA, she said, 'Look baby, somebody misspelled MACYs"
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    the worst for a guy to hear....Is it in? or are you finished yet?

    Worst thing for a woman to hear::

    "Is it in?

    Guy response, "I don't know."
  • Nikki_WantsIt
    Nikki_WantsIt Posts: 204 Member
    Did it hurt??...
    When you shot up from hell?
  • nannybubbles
    nannybubbles Posts: 55
    My hometown is the *kitten* of the world??? You must be just passing through.
  • Bubsys_mom
    Bubsys_mom Posts: 124 Member
    You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    There is no unit of meaure for your level of stupidity.

    Every person has a right to be a jerk, but you abused the privilege.

    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Boy, I've seen some dogs in my day, but based on your profile pic...You take the cake!

    But. . .but that IS a dog in my profile pic!! :sad:
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Are you a politician or does lying just come from you naturally?
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    You're as psychologically stable as a paraplegic on a unicycle!

    oh god... this made me laugh SOOOO hard
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    I'm not saying she's easy, I'm just saying that i'm surprised Facebook hasn't made her v@gina a place to check in.
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
    I take on look at you and the next thing I know I'm sitting in cold shower, sucking my thumb,,,,rocking back and forth, shaking like an epileptic at a strobe light convention....
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
    I'm not saying she's easy, I'm just saying that i'm surprised Facebook hasn't made her v@gina a place to check in.



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    You must know my ex....
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I bite my thumb at you sir!

    You may have a million dollar body but you have a food stamp face
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    You were so much cuter before you opened your mouth......
  • brooks124u
    brooks124u Posts: 34 Member
    YOU SIR,ARE A PIMPLE ON THE *kitten* OF SOCIETY!!!:drinker:
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