Things women will never hear a man say

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  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Taylor Swift is such a great singer
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I just want to cuddle.

    my SO has said this, and has also done it as a substitute for sex...smh
  • The1iceQueen
    The1iceQueen Posts: 119
    Do you think this is a good idea?

    He fell off a roof one night....
    Never heard my husband say this..he has however said, guess that wasn't a good idea, was it? LOL.
  • CharlieOverby
    CharlieOverby Posts: 82 Member
    Lets go shopping
  • The1iceQueen
    The1iceQueen Posts: 119
    Taylor Swift is such a great singer

    LoL
  • SimonSnewin
    SimonSnewin Posts: 13 Member
    No, of course your bum doesn't look big in that!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Sure, I'd love to hold your purse!
  • czardastx
    czardastx Posts: 127 Member
    I wish you'd talk more!
  • powrwrap
    powrwrap Posts: 85 Member
    No, you stay home and relax. Let me go to the store and get you some tampons.
  • CookieCrumble
    CookieCrumble Posts: 221 Member
    "I'm a terrible driver"... :noway:
  • powrwrap
    powrwrap Posts: 85 Member
    exactly!!

    Happy Wife.. Happy Life!! ;)

    I love comedian Jeff Allen.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I wish you'd talk more!

    LOL
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    when MFP users strike back ..... hahahahaha this thread goes up, reported, goes down and back again

    Maybe the sensitive snowflakes will just learn to do the intelligent thing and avoid threads that might offend their sensitive senses. :smokin:

    "yes, yes your *kitten* does look fat in that dress"
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:



    That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:



    That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!

    Hey hey now ....nobody's perfect
    Perfection is a flaw and I have none

    Just to add: however there is nothing flawed about those abs....damn
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    Be back! Going to buy you more PADs at the store!
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    "No, no. Let me make YOU a sandwich!"
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    when MFP users strike back ..... hahahahaha this thread goes up, reported, goes down and back again

    Maybe the sensitive snowflakes will just learn to do the intelligent thing and avoid threads that might offend their sensitive senses. :smokin:

    "yes, yes your *kitten* does look fat in that dress"


    THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! lol:drinker:
  • JamieDD
    JamieDD Posts: 175 Member
    Sure...I'll go shovel the horse poop out of the barn for you. ....
  • NYCNika
    NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
    I think I need to clean the stove.

    Honey, I don't think these shoes go with that blouse.

    Your chest is too big.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:



    That is funny because you`ll never hear a woman say that either! haha!

    Because we aren't......EVER :wink:
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    when MFP users strike back ..... hahahahaha this thread goes up, reported, goes down and back again

    Maybe the sensitive snowflakes will just learn to do the intelligent thing and avoid threads that might offend their sensitive senses. :smokin:

    "yes, yes your *kitten* does look fat in that dress"


    THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! lol:drinker:

    I love it .... like when cars ban together on the highway to block one A-hole driver....makes ya feel good
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Let's talk about our feelings.

    :laugh:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Honey, I made you an account on myfitnesspal.com. Your user name will be Fatty McGee, password, sexlessmarriage.
  • KrystalLight03
    KrystalLight03 Posts: 119
    You look tired. Here, sit down and I'll make you a sandwich.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    I'm pregnant
  • JennDoesKeto
    JennDoesKeto Posts: 244 Member
    I'm pregnant
    This..only because my honey actually will tell me to sit and relax while he scoops poop from the cat box, washes dishes, does laundry, and does various other chores, and he also likes to cuddle
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    "I know you faked it,"
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    "Yes! That new credit card IS so cute. I too, love how the little numbers all line up just right."

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