Things women will never hear a man say

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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Honey, I made you an account on myfitnesspal.com. Your user name will be Fatty McGee, password, sexlessmarriage.

    This isn't funny. That actually is my wife's name and password.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,031 Member
    Please don't spit.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    "A threesome with you and your friend? No, I couldn't."
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    "A threesome with you and your friend? No, I couldn't."

    Was waiting for you, dirt lol
  • ninjakristin
    ninjakristin Posts: 28
    I'm wrong:laugh:

    I am never actually wrong unless I am letting you perceive I am wrong for my own gain.

    That...or your wrong :wink:

    you're*

    To add to the thread: Let's go to counseling.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:

    I am never actually wrong unless I am letting you perceive I am wrong for my own gain.

    That...or your wrong :wink:

    you're*

    omg
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I have a headache
  • nashsheri33
    nashsheri33 Posts: 225 Member
    honey, will you go shoe shopping with me?
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    I rather sit here and talk than watch the ending of the this football game that just went into overtime.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    oh I love it when you put your Ice cold feet on the back of my legs just as I drift off to sleep......

    Don't swallow
  • MomiTia
    MomiTia Posts: 94 Member
    "No, honey, that's OK...I've had enough sex this week. Let's just cuddle and go to sleep."


    This
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    I hate spooning too
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    Is it in?
  • Kebby83
    Kebby83 Posts: 232 Member
    "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"

    Mine has said that!
  • theskinnylist
    theskinnylist Posts: 286 Member
    Sure! I'd love to watch the Kardashians with you !
    My fiance would love this one.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Sure! I'd love to watch the Kardashians with you !

    Hey, my man says that! He knows it gets him laid. Plus there is an understanding that he can make fun of them the entire time. :)
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:

    In our house, it's the exact opposite. I'M the one who's quick to admit mistakes.

    Some things you'll never hear me say:
    Honey, I'm headed on a beer run. Can I pick up some feminine hygiene products for you while I'm out?
    I saw this cute little pair of black leather pumps that would look so sweet on you!
    No, OF COURSE you don't have enough shoes already! Who does?
    Toddlers and Tiaras is on! Wanna watch it with me? We can cuddle through the adorable parts!
    I was thinking. It's been a while. Can we invite your sister over for a week's visit? How 'bout your parents too? Can't wait!

    And the number one thing you'll never hear me say:
    Yes!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE these new clothes you picked out for me without my asking, hung in my closet without my knowledge, and are now telling me I must wear if I ever want to have sex with you again before I die! Who cares if I already have clothes I like and enjoy wearing? I can't get enough of this!
  • tammyknaak
    tammyknaak Posts: 12 Member
    Just catching up.....my first thought that I don't think I have ever heard a man say is - Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    No I agree that waitress was super hot I can't blame you for looking:)
  • powrwrap
    powrwrap Posts: 85 Member
    I'd love to go shoe shopping with you, and BONUS the malls won't be crowded since the NFL playoffs are on TV this afternoon!
  • jryan12341
    jryan12341 Posts: 21 Member
    Ohh yes I agree it is gross...spit it out
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    You know what that end table needs? A crocheted doily.
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    When the question of does this dress make me look fat??? You won't hear a man say yes.... unless he has a death wish....
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    "Let's watch Say Yes To The Dress!"
  • SquidVonBob
    SquidVonBob Posts: 290 Member
    Things women will never hear a HETEROSEXUAL man say
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    (1) Imma F**K this bi**h and stop by Subway and get home in time to watch Sports Center..

    (2) She looks like a Sow, but I still love her.

    (3) Put a bag over her head and go for it!

    (4) You are Not Right!
  • lilmissbamaqueen
    lilmissbamaqueen Posts: 184
    I just want to cuddle.

    My BF says this to me all the time... sometimes I think he's just using me for cuddles. lol...
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Ohh yes I agree it is gross...spit it out
    Win
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    I'm going out with the guys to get a pedicure and a beer.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    "I really wish I could give birth."

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