Things women will never hear a man say

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  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
    No, you stay home and relax. Let me go to the store and get you some tampons.
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
    To funny. love it.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    going shopping? here take my card
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    Victoria secret models are hideous
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
    LMAO to funny ,love it
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Honey, I just cleaned the bathroom and noticed you're running low on tampons. I will run out right now and get you some.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    going shopping? here take my card

    Heard this plenty of times. But not until they were in some serious hot water.
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
    "My water just broke!"

    lol
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    *weeping after sex* it was just so beautiful, I feel so close to you!

    Whatcha Thinkin????
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
    "Do these carpenter jeans make me look fat?"
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    I love when aunt flo.comes to.visit.. it gives me a break from your wild side
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    "Yes, you do look fat in that" :laugh:
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Hey, honey, I signed us up for the 50 Shades of Grey book club!
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    "I know you faked it,"

    And I don't take that as a personal challenge to make it real the next time(s)!!!
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"

    ^^ This. x10000000000000000000
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    *weeping after sex* it was just so beautiful, I feel so close to you!

    Whatcha Thinkin????

    Oops sorry, I've heard both of these before. From the same man, concurrently. Sadly.

    Oh. He had to go!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Here baby, this credit card is brand new and all yours. Have a ball.
  • hofosho1020
    hofosho1020 Posts: 179
    "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"

    This happens. Sub ANTM for Grey's Anatomy.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    You were right...Gossip Girl is a totally underrated show.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    "Cute top."

    Guys say that to me all the time.

    Of course they are probably gay, but who cares right
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Next month I'll have the period instead :)
  • NVREST
    NVREST Posts: 94
    Can we stop now?..
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Next month I'll have the period instead :)

    Ha ha...would never happen!
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,224 Member
    I'm wrong:laugh:

    I am never actually wrong unless I am letting you perceive I am wrong for my own gain.

    I was wrong once, when I thought I was wrong and it turned out I was actually right.
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
    No Babe i don`t like it doggy style.
  • Run_Forever
    Run_Forever Posts: 147 Member
    "The thought of two woman kissing eachother makes me sick to my stomach."

    I once heard a friend actually say this to his girlfriend, she bought the whole thing. Of course he was just lieing and trying to be Mr. Goodytwoshoes. :)
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    "The thought of two woman kissing eachother makes me sick to my stomach."

    I once heard a friend actually say this to his girlfriend, she bought the whole thing. Of course he was just lieing and trying to be Mr. Goodytwoshoes. :)

    What? He was lying???
  • Run_Forever
    Run_Forever Posts: 147 Member
    You bet he was lieing...my wife started laughing when he said it because she knew he was full of crap. And he wasn't joking, he was trying to be serious. Maybe he wasn't lieing...they were engaged soon after :)
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    At least you married a smart woman..lol.
  • bmqbonnie
    bmqbonnie Posts: 836 Member
    Sadly I have gotten the let's just cuddle plenty of times. Gah.

    In my case the words that will never be uttered will be "Hun, I think you really should get another horse'.

    or how about "you want to get a dog? A chihuahua/toy poodle/pomeranian would be perfect!"

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