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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Breizier
    Breizier Posts: 221 Member
    Brilliant, Im on my way to a cat.
  • DivineRED1
    DivineRED1 Posts: 134 Member
    I cant believe an elephant's dong weighs that much!
  • traceytwink
    traceytwink Posts: 538 Member
    I've lost an average two year old better not say that too loud in my line of work as I child mind three 2 year olds lol, but I actually push 75lbs in a buggy wow never thought about that before
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    Funny! I lost a House Cat. I know that it wasn't one of mine though because they are much heavier!
  • kakes80
    kakes80 Posts: 251 Member
    I've lost a small bale of hay! WOOP!
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
    I need to save this and refer to this often!! LOL!
  • Evachiquita
    Evachiquita Posts: 223 Member
    A cinder block since starting here! A small bale of hay overall! :-)
  • shutterbug282
    shutterbug282 Posts: 588 Member
    Yay! I've lost an automobile tire!
  • chaaalgeo
    chaaalgeo Posts: 70
    love this thread
  • timeforme_2013
    timeforme_2013 Posts: 71 Member
    bump.......LOL
  • alexisdc
    alexisdc Posts: 117 Member
    HAHA this is a good one!
  • Guisma
    Guisma Posts: 215
    an elephants heart !!!!
  • Jennessaphilip
    Jennessaphilip Posts: 33
    Ew.. I've lost the weight of my own skin xD
  • AprilBarkulis
    AprilBarkulis Posts: 76
    Awesome so I have lost 23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a yea. LOL that's funny
  • wease1204
    wease1204 Posts: 31 Member
    Ive lost 2lb's short of the average human leg!
  • LeahKRayas
    LeahKRayas Posts: 68 Member
    bump
  • learnerdriver
    learnerdriver Posts: 298 Member
    bump- i like this better than a hand weight assessment
  • verdemujer
    verdemujer Posts: 1,397 Member
    bump - work to go...
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I've lost a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs. Yay me!
  • Jewles1285
    Jewles1285 Posts: 119
    ive lost just a pound short of the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

    thats insane!!!!
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
    Thank God I've kept mine.
  • rushikareddy
    rushikareddy Posts: 604 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain! Lol
  • Jewles1285
    Jewles1285 Posts: 119
    Thank God I've kept mine.

    That would probably be a tragic loss for you!
  • lesliefoste
    lesliefoste Posts: 137 Member
    Man, what I've lost isn't nearly as interesting as an elephant penis. I guess I'll keep working...:smile:
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
    Thank God I've kept mine.

    That would probably be a tragic loss for you!

    Lol Indeed.
  • VasylP
    VasylP Posts: 136 Member
    I couldn't stop laughing as I read through that list. Seem like I've lost the amount of chemical additives consumed by an American in a year... Can't wait until I loose the same as the original poster, then I will be starting to feel a heck of a lot better. Have a good laugh with this one everyone. :)
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis

    I've lost a 5000 btu air conditioner WTF!?! but working HARD on my elephant penis!
  • Luvstrukme
    Luvstrukme Posts: 7 Member
    I've lost an average newborn. Whew! Someday I will be able to say that I lost a gold brick. :laugh:
  • Mindochka
    Mindochka Posts: 61 Member
    I love this list.

    I am a couple of eggs shy of 10 dozen large eggs. And on that note, time to go an eat my eggs for some protein!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Every time "I've lost an Elephant Penis" pops up in my newsfeed I can't help but think "Have you looked down the back of the couch?"

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