I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    can you imagine having a penis the size of a elephant.?
    Yeah. I could have smaller pants then.
  • steelyjoe22
    steelyjoe22 Posts: 40 Member
    stinks to be the elephant who provided that data . . .
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  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    I love this! One bald eagle gone! (sitting here with my 3.5 oz cockatiel on my shoulder, though)
  • Pamko57
    Pamko57 Posts: 182
    One elephant heart! GONE!
  • PurpleTina
    PurpleTina Posts: 390 Member
    I am closing in on an Irish Setter!
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Ive lost a bail of hay
  • KristineW78
    KristineW78 Posts: 42 Member
    a guinea pig since joining up here but about a newborn from start date ;)
    That is crazy to think about!
  • TheBigYin
    TheBigYin Posts: 5,686 Member
    I've lost the Rather unappetising mixed grill of a 2 month old horse, a Guinea Pig, and - yes - yet another Elephant Penis.
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    I have lost an automobile tire already but am aiming to lose just over a gold brick
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I've lost a ...

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  • Queenb1212
    Queenb1212 Posts: 108 Member
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
  • aseymour13
    aseymour13 Posts: 767 Member
    This just made my day! I hadn't seen it before. I have lost a Chihuahua and heading towards at least an average human leg!!!!
    Gotta love it!
  • Since 12/5/12 I've lost 30 lbs... the amount of cheese the average american eats... YAY!!:happy:

    But since I started my weight loss journey, I've lost 101 lbs... don't remember what goes with that number but I LOVE IT!!
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
  • OK! a 2 mth old horse!!! YAY again!!!:noway: :happy:
  • Sangjui
    Sangjui Posts: 8 Member
    Bumping:laugh:
  • Angeloftheshore
    Angeloftheshore Posts: 227 Member
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  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
    Is anyone else slightly thwarted that the elephant's heart weighs less than it's penis?
  • JennKie1
    JennKie1 Posts: 200 Member
    I think it's hard for people to picture how much cheese an average American eats in a year, so I will say that I have lost an average 2-year-old and their pet Chihuahua. :smile:
  • atoz133
    atoz133 Posts: 38 Member
    Had to print this out for my fridge!! Hysterical!!!
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    I lost the average amount of human skin
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I've lost an Elephant Penis

    Have you tried looking down the back of the couch?
  • kelfer80
    kelfer80 Posts: 78 Member
    Holy cow, I've lost an average 2 year old!!!!
  • laccy40
    laccy40 Posts: 136
    Yuk! I've lost a human skin.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Apparently I could have reached this point a lot faster by just chopping off my leg.
  • thedescentofhope
    thedescentofhope Posts: 118 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle..working on those bloody eggs next
  • x3! I've lost a Bald eagle[12] and a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts[1.5]
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  • SlimSumday
    SlimSumday Posts: 379 Member
    Very cool! Thanks.
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