I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • stephross88
    stephross88 Posts: 846 Member
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    But I need to lose an average adult woman!
  • aph1234
    aph1234 Posts: 25
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    Wow me too lol
  • BCsurvivor1962
    BCsurvivor1962 Posts: 78 Member
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    Love it!

    Since our heads are 8lbs, can we subtract amount from out weight since we HOPE our brains do NOT shrink?

    :)
  • Nikkie_too
    Nikkie_too Posts: 495 Member
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    Great list! :)
  • Nikkilynn32710
    Nikkilynn32710 Posts: 256 Member
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    I lost the worlds largest duct tape ball....
  • andcowsfly
    andcowsfly Posts: 18 Member
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    :noway: I already have a spare tire!?!? Oh man! Can't wait to lose that!
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    an ostrich egg
  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
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    I have lost a 2 month old horse and human skin..
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    Lol i love this! I've lost a mid-size microwave. LOL
  • Monicaislosingit
    Monicaislosingit Posts: 15
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    Oh my god!! Love it!!
  • curvykim78
    curvykim78 Posts: 799 Member
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    This cracks me up!
  • senyosmom
    senyosmom Posts: 613 Member
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    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Holy F**k - and elephants penis weighs 60 lbs!!!???? Great for you.... not so sure about that elephant.

    I lost an average newborn!
  • CWatermelon
    CWatermelon Posts: 146 Member
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    I lost six average human brains....no wonder I am having writer's block!
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
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    bump for later...
  • kacn28
    kacn28 Posts: 11 Member
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    this is great! My goal is lose an elephant's heart
  • emily406
    emily406 Posts: 46 Member
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    Haha! I love this. I've lost a sperm whale's brain. :P
  • rhe280
    rhe280 Posts: 71
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    a bald eagle and a gineau pig whoop!
  • Tannedtiffers
    Tannedtiffers Posts: 558 Member
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    a baby giraffe plus a human head :)
  • traceymoomoo
    traceymoomoo Posts: 12
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    lol love this - just what I need starting out on my weight loss journey!!!! Put a smile on my face here in Ireland x
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
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    Finally, I can say this! It's been a hard road but totally worth traveling with all my MFP's. WOOHOO!!!! Happy Dance :drinker: :bigsmile:

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