Confession time

RedHeadDevotchka
RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
I just spilled some uncooked pasta on the floor and am now cooking it.....it was the last box in the house and I'm too lazy to go back to the store. My husband will never know.....judge me if you will.
What's your 'dirty' little secret ?

Eta: I guess the only redeeming thing is that it was only some of it that touched the ground.
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  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Took half the day off from work to "run errands" and went antique shopping with friends instead.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I mopped the floors at my moms house today because I overheard my brother saying he was going to do it tomorrow. Guess who mom's favorite is?
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    I checked my little girl out of school early. Said she had a Dr appointment cuz i didn't want to wait the last 15 minutes :)
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    I want to be on muscle relaxers!!:wink:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    In a good way or a bad way?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I only got out of the car to hang out with the other mom's to make me seem "down to earth" because I plan to run for something and want their votes.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL
    I volunteer. Wait...there's no blood involved right?
    Eh who am I kidding. Me!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    In a good way or a bad way?

    You never can tell until it's too late...
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    I'm on Hydrocodone for my tooth, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who on my fl might bite me.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    In a good way or a bad way?

    You never can tell until it's too late...

    heh
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I only got out of the car to hang out with the other mom's to make me seem "down to earth" because I plan to run for something and want their votes.


    Lmao it's ok. You gotta do what you have to. This one made me lol for real though
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.
  • boomerz12
    boomerz12 Posts: 140
    When I'm home alone I sneak into the tequila and hydro syrup and dance around to van Morrison. Or SRV's Little Wing.
  • currierand
    currierand Posts: 155 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    I want to be on muscle relaxers!!:wink:

    I want to be bitten! :blushing:
  • JessicaPasieka
    JessicaPasieka Posts: 149 Member
    I sneak out 15 minutes early from work every day.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

    :laugh:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Contemplating wearing compression clothes and just forgetting about losing any more weight. I haven't lost in a year, my husband is happy with how I look even though I'm not and he's the only one who sees me naked. So who cares?
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

    Are you sure she's dead?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

    I found it. Been using the corpse for years.

    Spend a fortune on embalming fluid, but hey, what can a brother do?
  • AZKristi
    AZKristi Posts: 1,801 Member
    Dry pasta isn't sticky so it probably didn't pick up much and anything potentially harmful that it could have picked up will be killed in the cooking process. I say you made the right choice.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

    Are you sure she's dead?

    Cynthia?? Is that you??
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I'm on Hydrocodone for my tooth, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who on my fl might bite me.

    hmm
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    my sister came over with her 3 kids, i had just cooked dinner, her kids were running around my house so much and i don't like that so i didn't offer them anything to eat when they said they were hungry, i suggested she take them home and feed them. :wink:
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
    Contemplating wearing compression clothes and just forgetting about losing any more weight. I haven't lost in a year, my husband is happy with how I look even though I'm not and he's the only one who sees me naked. So who cares?

    You?
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    When I'm home alone I sneak into the tequila and hydro syrup and dance around to van Morrison. Or SRV's Little Wing.

    What?!?! I'm only supposed to do this if I'm alone? :drinker:
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    I only got out of the car to hang out with the other mom's to make me seem "down to earth" because I plan to run for something and want their votes.

    Hahahaha I would so do that too
  • haileysugarfits
    haileysugarfits Posts: 70 Member
    I ate 2 smart one desserts today!!!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

    I found it. Been using the corpse for years.

    Spend a fortune on embalming fluid, but hey, what can a brother do?

    Go befriend someone in a funeral home and start stealing the fluid....they'll never know ;)
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

    Are you sure she's dead?

    Cynthia?? Is that you??

    Next time you better swing that shovel like you mean it.
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