How many calories if you ate a human??
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It depends... are you planning on using a marinade?
how many calories in fava beans and a nice chianti?0 -
Best thread I've read in a while :laugh:0
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Humans are all grissle and hate. You wouldn't want to waste your calories on that, would you?0
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I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.
Me too I've ate a girl before but not in the nutritional sense lol
too much sodium?
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i remember i watched a show or something about new guinea - or somethin like that, and a old guy said he remembered when they used to eat people...and that their meat was THA BEST hahahah0
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I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.0
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the secret's in the sauce...0
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I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.
EDIT: But my research says it is much like beef, although people are more like pork in constitution.
Yeah, I'd suggest going with pork also, is long pig not in the database?0 -
Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes
Ha ha that's my best guess
Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol
Unfortunately, you are assuming that you would eat organs too. People are wasteful (rightfully so). The average person is actually closer to 150 lbs and is 30-40% muscle depending on if it's a male or a female. You'd cut most of the fat away, so you'd probably average out to 5 lbs of fat and 50 lbs of muscle to eat.0 -
wow. you people REALLY are discussing this..0
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14 year olds are best, you can factor in a fair amount of chasing if you pick one that's fairly lean.
Target a fat kid and it's lose/lose really.0 -
i remember i watched a show or something about new guinea - or somethin like that, and a old guy said he remembered when they used to eat people...and that their meat was THA BEST hahahah
You fancy an expedition with me lol0 -
I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.
Yeah, but to be fair, their metabolism is fairly screwed, what with being dead an' all.
Maybe all the fat people got completely eaten, like a MccyD burger, because the extra fat and salt and stuff made them like junk food for zombies? But the healthy weight people just had a couple of bites and were left because they were so filling, thus allowing them to become zoms themselves?
New motivation - Dont be a zombieburger.0 -
there are over 10,000 battered women... but most guys prefer them plain....0
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I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.
Yeah, but to be fair, their metabolism is fairly screwed, what with being dead an' all.
Maybe all the fat people got completely eaten, like a MccyD burger, because the extra fat and salt and stuff made them like junk food for zombies? But the healthy weight people just had a couple of bites and were left because they were so filling, thus allowing them to become zoms themselves?
New motivation - Dont be a zombieburger.
Good point, or the fat people just weren't fast enough to run away so they become a zombie buffet...0 -
I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.
Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...0 -
there are over 10,000 battered women... but most guys prefer them plain....
Wakka Wakka... hahaha0 -
wow. you people REALLY are discussing this..
Hey, if you can't beat 'em.... er... EAT 'em!!0 -
right, according to my body analysis from this morning, and various bodybuilding sites, i estimate myself to be 206,491.264cal, having taken into account my body fat%, muscle and bone mass and hydration level. on my current plan, i would last me 172 days, but unfortunately i'm a vegetarian, so it would never work out.
but, incidentally, if i was equal parts quorn burger, peas, baked beans, light cheese and sweet potato, i'd be worth 103,503.412cal, last myself 86.25 days, and be, frankly, delicious.0 -
I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.
Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...
Hmmm well the zombies on Walking Dead eat everything, you make another good point, all they do is walk...sometimes run...but they never stop moving. That must be the key.0
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