Bad Poetry
silvergurl518
Posts: 4,123 Member
let's hear all your intentionally ridiculous, badly written poetry spurred on by a) boredom and b) caffeine.
here's what just came to me:
"peel that orange"
peel that orange
and weigh the peel
or else you'll pee
or something weird
lift that weight
but don't be late
to our very first date
when i give you a raspberry
you are an em eff pee
you make me squee
like one two three
and i'm spent
i've been drinking lots of water
and coffee
eating oreos
and broccoli
high five!
the end.
here's what just came to me:
"peel that orange"
peel that orange
and weigh the peel
or else you'll pee
or something weird
lift that weight
but don't be late
to our very first date
when i give you a raspberry
you are an em eff pee
you make me squee
like one two three
and i'm spent
i've been drinking lots of water
and coffee
eating oreos
and broccoli
high five!
the end.
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread
dying laughing. you win.0 -
Kind of off topic, but I went to an art gallery opening recently and had someone tell me that he has spent the last four years of his life creating "a line of unique, interchangeable book covers for his series of experimental poetry." Who knew that poetry could be experimental? Or that it needed book covers...interchangeably?0
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread
Taso your peom made my head hurt
for that, i'll never lift my skirt
let's try english, its the way to go
then maybe you'll get a lil peep show
I don't know why this turned sexual
maybe cause it's friday and i do whatever i want
Silver, you've got quite a creative load
but you should eat more
or else you'll go into starvation mode
i'm bored as sheet and i want to go home
If i was jewish, i'd say shalom.
.....but i'm not, so bye.
edit for misspelling Shalom. Don't judge me.0 -
I like to swim
My coach is him
His name is Jim
I like to cycle
it's very vital
to not be idle
I like to run
in the sun
just for fun
I do three sports
Wearing a Tri-Suit of course
(they're just special shorts)0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
And some don't0 -
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread
It's so much more profound when you read it after drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster :drinker:0 -
Kind of off topic, but I went to an art gallery opening recently and had someone tell me that he has spent the last four years of his life creating "a line of unique, interchangeable book covers for his series of experimental poetry." Who knew that poetry could be experimental? Or that it needed book covers...interchangeably?
Couldn't you just do the same thing with refrigerator poetry? That's interchangeable.
That said, I was youtube surfing for spoken poetry and became very annoyed at the number of people who had composed "musical poetry" and "visual poetry." I was perturbed - that's either music you're composing or else visual art. Poetry has words.
A friend on FB just called me old and stodgy. :laugh:0 -
I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.0 -
I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.
i read your haiku.
it was really quite funny
or was it? ha ha.0 -
I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.
i read your haiku.
it was really quite funny
or was it? ha ha.
I heart silver's face
Sometimes I vacuum the house
This poem went wrong.0 -
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread
It's so much more profound when you read it after drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster :drinker:
I don't have a Babel Fish in, so I'm fine.0 -
Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.
The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.
Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?
...and the wind cried Mary.0 -
roses are red
bacon's red too
poems are hard
bacon0 -
The morning sun burns away into night
I stand before you, trembling, frightened
You introduce me to the girls and say
"That pain you feel is fear leaving the body,
FIGHT FOR IT!"
Thank you, Ms. Jillian.0 -
There once was a girl we called Sal
Who logged onto MyFitnessPal
As odd as it sounds,
She lost 50 pounds,
And now she's a hot, smokin' gal!0 -
First .... Some good poetry by Stevie Nicks.. And reminds me of your user name:
Songwriters: NICKS
(Stevie Nicks)
She was a silver girl
Lost in a high tech world
She was a golden girl
Immersed in a hard core world
She would have preferred
The last generation
But that's all right
She is on her way
She had the Midas touch
She was Lady Luck
She's got a million bucks
And she looks like it
She's had a few hard times
Sometimes it blows her mind
Those papers she never signed
Sometimes she remembers
Sometimes she was just an actress
But you'll never really know
A shadow moves across her face
You cannot see her soul
Unless she lets you
See her soul
She was a girlie girl
Caught in a man's world
And as her world turns
She feels old so alone
Still she's a danger girl
Insane far beyond her years
On some things she's very clear
She's a wild adventurer
Sometimes she was just an actress..0 -
bad poetry?
oh noetry.0 -
And heres my bad poetry...
She Was a MFP-Girl
Wearing a bikini she does a twirl
Ooops her bottoms fell right off...
After she farted and coughed (The cough-fart combo that is)
Someone told her it was either cheese or chocolate
Then she cried and said, what the crap?
No Way, No Way,
Hommie don't play that way.
She ate a apple every day,
It was just her way (To keep regular that is)
Had a thing for the peanut butter,
But couldn't get any out of a cows udder. :laugh:0 -
And heres my bad poetry...
She Was a MFP-Girl
Wearing a bikini she does a twirl
Ooops her bottoms fell right off...
After she farted and coughed (The cough-fart combo that is)
Someone told her it was either cheese or chocolate
Then she cried and said, what the crap?
No Way, No Way,
Hommie don't play that way.
She ate a apple every day,
It was just her way (To keep regular that is)
Had a thing for the peanut butter,
But couldn't get any out of a cows udder. :laugh:
BJLeech had a fantastic little one there but mad props go to HiKaren! i totally snarfled. which is snortlaughing
i didn't know stevie nicks wrote a song with silver girl in the lyrics--so did simon and garfunkel--but that's not where my user name comes from either! mwahahahaha.
breakfast is multigrain pancakes
i'm going ice skating later today
did you expect this to rhyme?
(canadian) bacon.0 -
will...not...let...this...thread...die...0
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Oh, the soft squishiness
sweet flavor, tart on the tongue
Gummy Bear0 -
Roses are red,
Traffic cones are orange,
my coffee tastes bad,
Sausage.0 -
Roses are red
and so is my truck
I think you're sexy
wanna go ... play hopscotch?0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.
I just spit coffee all over my desk...thanks.
I don't always spit, but when I do, I spit coffee..0 -
Oh you people. You and your bad poems. I love them all.0
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Roses are red
Losing weight is good
I am shy
That is all.0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.
#winning
roses are red
charlie sheen's shirt is blue
he has tigerblood
#winning0
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