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Break up with the person above you.

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  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
    aww thanks(i love her :) but you're too fierce for me...i'd be the ***** in the relationship
  • neurorat
    neurorat Posts: 73 Member
    @Ingfrida86, I'm sorry, but your hair is better than mine. Its over.
  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
    aww thanks(i love her :) but you're too fierce for me...i'd be the ***** in the relationship

    that was for nekosimba..im too slow to reply lol
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    You make me feel inferior with your movie star looks
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    tera, you obsess too much over your "ex's" movie star looks.. Aint nobody got time fa dat! :P
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    ONE TIME I PUT A KITTEN IN A HAT AND SHOWED IT TO MY DOG. HE DIDN'T GET IT CAUSE THE CAT WAS STILL IN THE HAT AND HE NEVER SAW THE KITTEN (HIDDEN TRICK). I LOVE MY DOG BUT HE IS REAL DUMB LIKE ONCE WE WENT OUTSIDE AND I BUILT A NEW SHED BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT SO LIKE I TOLD HIM HE IS REAL DUMB BUT HE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH HIS REAL DUMB EYES BUT THEY'RE PRETTY TO LIKE A PRETTY DOLL'S EYES (MY GRANDMA HAS DOLLS NOT ME SO DON'T THINK I COLLECT DOLLS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) BUT NOT DEAD LIKE A DOLL'S EYES I JUST MEAN I LIKE MY DOG'S DUMB EYES OK? MY DOG EATS WHATEVER ALSO LIKE AT THANKSGIVING HE ATE SOME OF THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD DOG BUT THEN UNCLE ED BROKE A CHAIR AND WE FORGOT ABOUT THE SAUCE. MY DOG'S NAME IS GREGORY.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    ONE TIME I PUT A KITTEN IN A HAT AND SHOWED IT TO MY DOG. HE DIDN'T GET IT CAUSE THE CAT WAS STILL IN THE HAT AND HE NEVER SAW THE KITTEN (HIDDEN TRICK). I LOVE MY DOG BUT HE IS REAL DUMB LIKE ONCE WE WENT OUTSIDE AND I BUILT A NEW SHED BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT SO LIKE I TOLD HIM HE IS REAL DUMB BUT HE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH HIS REAL DUMB EYES BUT THEY'RE PRETTY TO LIKE A PRETTY DOLL'S EYES (MY GRANDMA HAS DOLLS NOT ME SO DON'T THINK I COLLECT DOLLS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) BUT NOT DEAD LIKE A DOLL'S EYES I JUST MEAN I LIKE MY DOG'S DUMB EYES OK? MY DOG EATS WHATEVER ALSO LIKE AT THANKSGIVING HE ATE SOME OF THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD DOG BUT THEN UNCLE ED BROKE A CHAIR AND WE FORGOT ABOUT THE SAUCE. MY DOG'S NAME IS GREGORY.

    baby I cant break up with you that story is epic :flowerforyou:
  • erika0430
    erika0430 Posts: 57
    Your still involved? its over!
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    ONE TIME I PUT A KITTEN IN A HAT AND SHOWED IT TO MY DOG. HE DIDN'T GET IT CAUSE THE CAT WAS STILL IN THE HAT AND HE NEVER SAW THE KITTEN (HIDDEN TRICK). I LOVE MY DOG BUT HE IS REAL DUMB LIKE ONCE WE WENT OUTSIDE AND I BUILT A NEW SHED BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT SO LIKE I TOLD HIM HE IS REAL DUMB BUT HE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH HIS REAL DUMB EYES BUT THEY'RE PRETTY TO LIKE A PRETTY DOLL'S EYES (MY GRANDMA HAS DOLLS NOT ME SO DON'T THINK I COLLECT DOLLS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) BUT NOT DEAD LIKE A DOLL'S EYES I JUST MEAN I LIKE MY DOG'S DUMB EYES OK? MY DOG EATS WHATEVER ALSO LIKE AT THANKSGIVING HE ATE SOME OF THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD DOG BUT THEN UNCLE ED BROKE A CHAIR AND WE FORGOT ABOUT THE SAUCE. MY DOG'S NAME IS GREGORY.

    Holy A.D.D overdrive!!! lol that gave my a.d.d. some a.d.d. of it's own!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    You ate MY exercise calories back!! It's over.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    You're too pretty and get too much attention. See ya!
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    You're older than me but look younger than me. I can't deal with that!
  • Irish_Chica
    Irish_Chica Posts: 295
    sush: sorry its over but hope you'll get by with a little help from your friends
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You have an insane amount of belly button lint. It's all I can focus on...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    im nota gay, sorry dude.
  • bird922
    bird922 Posts: 28 Member
    "I'm just not that into you". We're over. :)
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    I'm now seeing bird461... someone half your age...
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
    I don't want to be terminated! It's over....

    p.s. I'm keeping the handcuffs :devil:
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    You wear too much clothing for me
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    You wear too much clothing for me

    A 9'er fan..Good bye.
  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
    your seductive red lips and eyes are too flirty for me- sorry toots
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    I dont do classy
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    Your ex looked like Penelope Cruz, it makes me feel insecure, and I hate that.
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
    My date can't be prettier than me. I'm leaving... but I'm keeping the glasses. <sad sigh>
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    I can't break up with serge, we sing and make movies together. Sorry person above, no threesomes.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    he gave me herpies! I hate you!
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You breathe through your ears. Not for me!
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
    You Worship your Hero-ness Dude thats not cool! LOL
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You never let me wear my cape to bed :(
  • litatura
    litatura Posts: 569 Member
    You never let me wear your cape to bed. :(
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