10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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1) Rihanna - 'Only Girl (In The World)'
Misheard lyrics: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."
Rihanna actually sings: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy."

2) Cheryl Cole - 'Parachute'
Misheard lyrics: "Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a pair of shoes."
Cheryl actually sings: "I don't need a parachute; Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute."

3) Far East Movement - 'Like a G6'
Misheard lyrics: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick."
Far East Movement actually sing: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6, ilk a G6, like a G6."

4) Coldplay - 'Paradise'
Misheard lyrics: "Pair of, pair of tights; Pair of, pair of tights."
What Coldplay actually sing: "Para-paradise; Para-paradise"

5) Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'
Misheard lyrics: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."
What Adele actually sings: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements."

6) Girls Aloud - 'Love Machine'
Misheard lyrics: "You're a cornflake, big mistake."
What Girls Aloud actually sing: "Your call's late, big mistake."

7) Tinie Tempah - 'Written In The Stars'
Misheard lyrics: "A message for the mango."
What Eric Turner actually sings: "A message to the main."

8) The Wanted - 'Lightning'
Misheard lyrics: "Just you and me and the goats in the bathroom."
What The Wanted actually sing: "You and me and the coats in the back room."

9) The Script - 'Hall Of Fame'
Misheard lyrics: "Be Beliebers, be leaders."
What The Script actually sing: "Be believers, be leaders."

10) Bruno Mars - 'Grenade'
Misheard lyrics: "Throw my head on a plate for ya."
Bruno Mars actually sings: "Throw my hand on a blade for ya.

I never heard of any of these but I thought Bruno Mars, Marry You lyrics was:

Or is it this dancing shoes?

But it is actually:-

Or is it this dancing juice? :laugh:
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  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
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    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
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    I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.

    But it was actually:
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:
  • amypomm
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    In Madonna's song La isla Bonita. Theres the part she sings,"last night I dreamt of San Pedro. When I was little I always thought she said, "Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
  • maddymama
    maddymama Posts: 1,183 Member
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    Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as

    "Jihad's got a plan for you...."

    instead of

    "See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"



    Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Someone thought

    It's raining men was Israeli men, halleluyah! :laugh:
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
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    What about (i think it's rihanna's song..) We found love.
    We found love in a homeless place..
    but she's really singing "in a hopeless place"
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
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    amypomm, is your ticker picture from Cedar Point?
  • amypomm
    amypomm Posts: 140 Member
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    Yeah it is!
  • jswar2nd
    jswar2nd Posts: 3 Member
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    Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
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    (My favorite hehe) Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - "You called me a banana" - actual - "you cut me open and i"

    Bruno Mars - Grenade - "gave you ball-in-hand" - actual "gave you all I had"
    (I thought he was just really serious about playing 8-ball!)

    Sheryl Crowe - All I want to Do - "all I want to do is hooked on phonics" - actual "all I want to do is have some fun"
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.

    But it was actually:
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    Bahaha, I heard a variation of that:
    Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night!
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.

    I had that same thought when I heard "Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine :laugh: It sounded like "Renegades of F**k"!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
    "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
    Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
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    "hold me close, young Tony Danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" Elton John . . . quoted by Phoebe on Friends; however, the funniest part is that I didn't know the correct song lyrics until after that episode!
  • spiritedsaviour
    spiritedsaviour Posts: 50 Member
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    Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
    "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
    Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"
    :noway: you've just changed my life!! I thought the same till I read this...*goes off to play tune*
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
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    Credence Clearwater Revival ; Bad moon rising. (I think)
    I thought it was: There's a bathroom on the right.
    It is ... There's a bad moon on the rise. I still sing it that way!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    IDK, i don't even have time for the new stuff, i still can't get over "wrapped up like a douche, another rhona in the night." is that like those women who wear saran wrap as a mini dress and go clubbing?
  • xDawnsgrace
    xDawnsgrace Posts: 436
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    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....

    oh my god, i thought that, too.. you ruined my childhood :p

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