Should I eat this thing?

Does it float?

Yes. I saw a Good Eats episode about this; I believe the show title was "Ice, Ice, Beige-y".

One of the recipies Alton Brown made was as follows:

1 medium beige thing.
1 tablespoon non-kosher salt
1 cup aspartame
3 raspberry ketones, diced
1 teaspoon of calories
6 cups (by weight) of milk

Boil the milk until completely evaporated to create a nurturing atmosphere for your recipe. Mix all the remaining ingredients into a medium saucepan and bring to boiling over medium heat. While this is coming to a boil, cut your beige thing into 1 inch cubes, but make sure to take the skin off first. Add these to the saucepan once boiling begins.

Boil for 10 minutes without stirring, or until beige thingy is al dente.

Can be served as a dessert, or put into the fridge and served cold for breakfast. Stores well in a non-airtight container for up to 6 years.

I saw this on Dr. Oz. You're supposed to eat these while you run, it burns more BF if subtracting your BMR from your TDEE, then multiplying it by your TOM.

With ketchup. Ketchup makes EVERYTHING better!

^^This!

Eat anything that doesn't try to eat you back.

Unless it's a crocodile. Crocodiles are freaking tasty!

That reminds me, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.