Break up with the person above you.

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  • lizzyscupcakes
    lizzyscupcakes Posts: 45 Member
    you have more posts than me. you love mfp more than me don't you.
  • Brebrelynne
    Brebrelynne Posts: 134 Member
    You love you dogs more than me...And i'm the one who buys their chew toys i'm sorry I cant pay for their habit anymore arrivederci
  • anaduffy
    anaduffy Posts: 74
    I'm Sorry but I just can't deal with this anymore I'm going to mothers
  • Brebrelynne
    Brebrelynne Posts: 134 Member
    You always go to your mothers! Well it's whatever just remember who makes the better cookies. But as they say that's how the cookie crumbles.
  • anaduffy
    anaduffy Posts: 74
    I don't care about the cookies You Don't love me anymore And that's all I wanted So Later have a nice life
  • bdamaster60
    bdamaster60 Posts: 595 Member
    Sorry darling. It's not you, it's me.... and your best friend ... it was before I met you.
  • anaduffy
    anaduffy Posts: 74
    it's not a problem your best friend's bee eyeing me he's hotter anyway
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    I thought we could make this work sweety, but it seems you are a serial dater, too many guys at once and not enough time for me :(
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I am sorry my dear but I can't keep up with your feet fetish =(
  • waldoshomegirl
    waldoshomegirl Posts: 110
    This inst going to work out, you are way to concerned with what's in your pants rather than with me. I hope whatever is hiding in your pants gives you happiness!!!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I don't dare to brake up with her she will snap my neck.
  • waldoshomegirl
    waldoshomegirl Posts: 110
    I don't dare to brake up with her she will snap my neck.

    no, just attack your face....with my mouth :)
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    You stole all my black eyeliner!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    why would I? oh wait you are married I can't be a homewrecker... again. It's time to say good bye, so just one last dance?
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
    Sorry, you are way too young for me. Plus, you are a homewrecker. You danced with that cute married girl. You need to go out and find yourself a nice, young, single girl.
  • elizarae11
    elizarae11 Posts: 346
    i don't know how to tell you this, but i think it's something i've always known. i'm straight.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    @elizarae....sorry, i decided to go back in the closet :)
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I would accept you as you are but as I discovered you left your last girlfriend and went back to the closet I can't deal with it u.u
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I liked the fluff. I can't stand it when you make me stand in your pants with you.
  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
    dude you're too obsessed with your tats and showing off your arms- it's over
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Sorry, that hair out of place is the final straw. I'm getting my Xbox and my dog and I'm outta here.
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    you hog the xbox -.-
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    You complain too much...get your own Xbox. I don't share either.
  • ClaireGregory
    ClaireGregory Posts: 2
    You always forget to take your make up off after a night out... I'm off
  • Goldenwoof
    Goldenwoof Posts: 535 Member
    Sorry, Claire, but three's a crowd. It's been fun, but we're done.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Sorry Goldenwoof, but your attempts to create a comedy facial tan just aren't funny.
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    What?! A Samsung?! no no no! so.... sorry I'm out!
  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
    Hendongirl, we go together like tigers and pears. Meaning, we don't. It's over.
  • maddogg82
    maddogg82 Posts: 159 Member
    BerryH I am sick of u hogging the bathroom to hold your private photoshoots. Sometimes i just need to PEE!

    and By the way i happen to like goldenwoof's tan!
  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
    Maddogg, you keep ignoring me and talking to Berry! This is unacceptable! Goodbye!

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