Special Edition of ASK THE WOLF

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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<-This time with 100% real wolf. (well like 50% wolf, 50% husky)


And with 100% cranky mixed with snarky.

and...GO
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  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    Whats so special about this edition? Your wife let you wear the pants today?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Whats so special about this edition? Your wife let you wear the pants today?

    Sadly, no, she says she left them at your house. Wait, I think I f'd myself on that joke.

    Whats so special is that I have a picture of my WOLF darnit. Wait, that isnt so special either.

    Next question!
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    Love those type of dogs, but they shed like a mutha right?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Love those type of dogs, but they shed like a mutha right?

    Yes, very similar to when I shave my back. If the wolf is in the room with me its gets very confusing, and sneezy.
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
    What has been the best thing about losing over 100 pounds?
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I see you like the Eagles. How do you still support them after they picked up Vick?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What has been the best thing about losing over 100 pounds?

    It makes my junk look bigger. That and landscaping have added 1/19th of an inch.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I see you like the Eagles. How do you still support them after they picked up Vick?

    I think almost every team in the NFL has had a murderer/wife beater/chld abuser...so really, how it this any different?

    Also, Vick had sucked, will always suck and I wish he wuldve been cut.

    THis answer is serious, because FOOTBALL IS REGODDAMNDICULOUSLY SERIOUS!

    E a g l e s iggglezzzzz
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Wolfie, What's the best way to a woman's heart?
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
    When will the world REALLY end?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Why don't you have a pack?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When will the world REALLY end?

    When the eagles win the sb or the country realizes what a mistake when in the president

    Sadly, it will prob be the day after i dont have a sloppy belly
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    Do these pants make my *kitten* look big ;p
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why don't you have a pack?

    Thanks for being slick in pointing out you have an 8 pack and I have a beer keg.

    Also, im an ahole.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Do these pants make my *kitten* look big ;p

    Turn around
  • Tiff4378
    Tiff4378 Posts: 45 Member
    Wolfie, what's your favorite color?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolfie, What's the best way to a woman's heart?

    Step 1: Always listen
    Step 2: Ensure that they know you care about how they feel
    Step 3: Support them in their goals and help them "have it all"
    Step 4: Compliment them

    PRior to these steps, be very rich or very good looking. If you dont have those, ignore steps 1-4.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolfie, what's your favorite color?

    its all pink inside, so does i dont think race really matters
  • macjenkins
    macjenkins Posts: 62 Member
    I see you like the Eagles. How do you still support them after they picked up Vick?

    I think almost every team in the NFL has had a murderer/wife beater/chld abuser...so really, how it this any different?

    Also, Vick had sucked, will always suck and I wish he wuldve been cut.

    THis answer is serious, because FOOTBALL IS REGODDAMNDICULOUSLY SERIOUS!

    E a g l e s iggglezzzzz

    REAL fans love their team no matter who's on the roster. I'm still gonna love my Ravens without a defence.
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
    If a man is in the woods by himself and says something......Is he still wrong?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Do these pants make my *kitten* look big ;p

    Thank you, i will make an after hours appt to tell you in person.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    If a man is in the woods by himself and says something......Is he still wrong?

    Depends, is he hiding from the police?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I see you like the Eagles. How do you still support them after they picked up Vick?

    I think almost every team in the NFL has had a murderer/wife beater/chld abuser...so really, how it this any different?

    Also, Vick had sucked, will always suck and I wish he wuldve been cut.

    THis answer is serious, because FOOTBALL IS REGODDAMNDICULOUSLY SERIOUS!

    E a g l e s iggglezzzzz

    REAL fans love their team no matter who's on the roster. I'm still gonna love my Ravens without a defence.

    Depends, i draw the line at child molesters and ppl who are "that way"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    PM to Me: "yes, you are hated by many"

    Well, thank you! Arent you just a gem.
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    What do you think about short shorts? Should I stop wearing them just because I think I might be too old for them?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What do you think about short shorts? Should I stop wearing them just because I think I might be too old for them?

    Well I would need to see them to judge accurately, but since you look about 22, there arent many things you are too old for unless you count sucking on lollipops....wait, scratch that.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    Wolf now hold on just a minute. Before you give your final answer I think we need to see Stacy and a few lollipops. You know to really get the full weight of her question.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf now hold on just a minute. Before you give your final answer I think we need to see Stacy and a few lollipops. You know to really get the full weight of her question.

    SLow Down Azz....for those of us who arent backbendable we have to work harder to get the chicks to do stuff, hence why I asked to see her in the short shorts first.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Wolfie, What's the best way to a woman's heart?

    Step 1: Always listen
    Step 2: Ensure that they know you care about how they feel
    Step 3: Support them in their goals and help them "have it all"
    Step 4: Compliment them

    PRior to these steps, be very rich or very good looking. If you dont have those, ignore steps 1-4.

    LOL! HILARIOUS....and mostly true:) love your humor man!
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    PM to Me: "yes, you are hated by many"

    Well, thank you! Arent you just a gem.

    well now that was just nasty....If you are causing controversy, you are doing it right:)

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