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SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
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Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.
Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.
What are your methods of dealing with these issues?
Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.
What are your methods of dealing with these issues?
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why guys???? women itch too.0
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<<~~~ I'm a guy.
Are you sure it's the trimming that's making your *kitten* itch? Trip to the doc, maybe?!?!
Swaying your hips gives what your doing away to "the ladies". Shake your leg next time, it's less obvious.0 -
I do not get this so called itch after shaving. Try goldbond though?
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We call that Herpes in the medical field.0
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My boobs itch every now and again....I do this little arm rub thingy that works sometimes.....:grumble:0
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They have creams for that, ya know?0
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What you should do is shave it right down, then slap some after shave on those bad boys, When I mean slap, I mean actually give them a big ol' smack. The after shave will feel envigorating0
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Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.
*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.0 -
First question: WAX
Second: Unicorn pixie dust.0 -
We call that Herpes in the medical field.
bwahahahahahahahhahahah....best response EVAH!!!0 -
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Kevin...stop trying to distract me from what is truly important....namely pie and threads about TOM.:noway:
okay but definatley pie.
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First question: WAX
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Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.
*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.
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Sorry about your situation. No itch here.
I do have the adjustment issue and a sway kinda works but I usually have to turn for a good ole handful.0 -
First question: WAX
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heh...you were bout to get
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Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.
Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.
What are your methods of dealing with these issues?
#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.
#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.
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Ok.. I have a personal question for you guys. After I trim my *kitten*, I hate how it itches so much. When you are in public, and you get such a huge itchy *kitten*, how do you deal with it? I get criticized for reaching down there and giving it a pinch by the ladies.
Also on a similar topic, do you ever get crap from the ladies about adjusting your junk when it gets sweaty and sticks to your thighs? I mean, at work, where there are tons of ladies around, I have to resort to doing this little hip swaying thing to try and shake it loose because someone always gets upset if I reach down and separate.
What are your methods of dealing with these issues?
#1 - You're going too short.....It only itches when you shave it off.....not trim it short.
#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.
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> 1 Year Consecutive Logging
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And thank god you stopped wearing shorts to the gym too.0 -
Under Armour boxer briefs. Keeps the package pretty well situated.
See a doc for the itch though.0 -
#2 - I keep mine strapped to my thigh.....I got tired of my knees getting bruised up when I run.
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Ice cream afficionado
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Sounds like you may need to call some lady friends and do some explainin'.
Also if you sit down quickly do you get a sharp pain in your said area?
Don't worry you're just sitting on them...glad I could help.0 -
Washing them on a regualr basis might help. Get in there deeep!0
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You have cooties.0
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I'm gonna be looking for hip swaying men now. Sounds like a project.0
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Wear underwear. It will keep your low hangers from touching or becoming attached to your thighs.
*I'm not a guy but I do have the mentality of a 5th grade boy.
Oh no you didn't just post an eye roll picture at me. If I knew how to post a picture, It would be 3 snaps in a Z formation! That's right.0 -
Did you seriously think only men would respond???
I hear Nair for Men works very well for the twig and berries.0 -
I just go ahead and move them if there's a problem.0
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My SO loves nothing more than watching telly while having his hand down his pants :noway:0
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Itchy balls0
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My SO loves nothing more than watching telly while having his hand down his pants :noway:
What kind of channels are they watching at the time0
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