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    Ways to get your man to cuddle

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    • Posts: 1,838 Member
      REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.
    • Posts: 387 Member
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      D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

      This is sad!!
    • Posts: 1,682 Member
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      Reading that really turned you on?

      anytime she thinks about me her lady parts tingle.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.

      She's right. Just shove them in his face and he'll cuddle. It reminds him of infancy and being breastfed.
    • Posts: 49,167 Member
      I f'n love to cuddle.
      Weights don't count.:laugh:

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      This post was good...until the part where he has to face away from me to eat. Boo to that I say!

      Don't all you ladies want your men facing you when when we eat :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.

      And bacon, bewbs are always better with bacon.
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      A real man never cuddles!!

      Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.
    • Posts: 674 Member
      Wait. We missed the point of the thread.



      Someone said.


      Bacon.
    • Posts: 521 Member
      Wait. We missed the point of the thread.



      Someone said.


      Bacon.

      HA! Yes, Yes I did! Thankyouverymuch!
    • Posts: 49,167 Member
      Learn about fantasy......................................................football that is. If your man is into it, he'll sit in bed with you all day and cuddle while talking about drafts, trades, rookie phenoms, first picks, position in the draft.....................

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      Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

      well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"
    • Posts: 501 Member
      Cuddling is too much work.
    • Posts: 1,682 Member
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      well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

      would it have been better if he said see you next Tuesday?
    • Posts: 2,984 Member
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      well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"
      [/quote]

      True..a real man calls you a b1tch
    • Posts: 592 Member
      date a guy who likes you.
    • Posts: 1,687 Member
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      Reading that really turned you on?

      a lot of men don't understand this
    • Posts: 4,078 Member
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      well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

      You have pretty strange ideas on what a 'real' man is.
    • Posts: 2,964 Member
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      anytime she thinks about me her lady parts tingle.

      Yes it really did, for the reason that she stated right there ^^ :blushing: :love:
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
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      well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

      Since my tone was completely lost on you, do I need to explain what condescending means? Or do "real mean" only speak monosyllabically so you can understand?
    • Posts: 441 Member
      Lift heavy then pin him down!

      That works for me, I am free anytime.
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
      :laugh:

      I just show my man my bewbs...then cuddling shall commence. It works every time. :wink:

      Works like a charm :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 883 Member
      Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

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    • Posts: 674 Member
      Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

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      That's why bacon is always better.
    • Posts: 1,220 Member
      Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

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      :laugh:
    • Posts: 263 Member
      I really like to cuddle with my (female) dog ... so I guess I like to cuddle only with b!tches :drinker:
    • Posts: 382 Member
      if u want to cuddle with me just tell me to cuddle i will do it anywhere lol
    • Posts: 820 Member
      F**k that, I can think of far better things to do than cuddle, once I've had what I want then yeah, I'll make him a sandwich and he can watch what he likes on tv anyway.
    • Posts: 9,151 Member
      I use chocolate.
    • Posts: 34
      two ways.
      1. have sex with him and make adorable noises and wrap around him afterwards.
      2. make the most adorable face you can and talk too cute that he gives in

      Damn... I loves cuddling, Usually ends in molestations! mwuahahaha
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