Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys

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  • meyes2201
    meyes2201 Posts: 21
    I would sit with you, but the scabs on my vagina are infected and uncomfortable.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Say nothing but stare with a butter/steak knife in your hand?

    Nope. Try again. That just means you're crazy. See above.

    And we do like our crazy. One of the best lay I had was somebody who later on burned my bed down and because of her I changed my home, phone etc.

    Oddly enough, I hooked up with her again later. Wasn't so good this time round, I was rather jumpy for pointy and sharp things along with flammable items...
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    "I have daddy issues"
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
    I was hit on so much when I was pregnant...it was really weird.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
    I was hit on so much when I was pregnant...it was really weird.

    Wouldn't have to worry about knocking you up and having a lifelong commitment?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    how about...

    Are you financially secure enough to pay child support?
  • NVREST
    NVREST Posts: 94
    Only Siri calls me Daddy
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    how about...

    Are you financially secure enough to pay child support?

    Doesn't matter, we won't be giving you our correct name and if you're creative enough, you never even have to show the girl where you live.

    Theres a lot of girls in Michigan who think I'm Mexican with the name Tony. Some who think I'm arab and my name is Aberaham...
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Only Siri calls me Daddy

    That *kitten* will do anything to please you won't she?
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    how about...

    Are you financially secure enough to pay child support?

    Doesn't matter, we won't be giving you our correct name and if you're creative enough, you never even have to show the girl where you live.

    Theres a lot of girls in Michigan who think I'm Mexican with the name Tony. Some who think I'm arab and my name is Aberaham...

    This is so funny because it's so true.

    Even I've taken to making up names....what's the point in telling the truth when no one else is!!
  • freelancejouster
    freelancejouster Posts: 478 Member
    Something, something, I just really wanna get pregnant, something, someth- where are you going? why are you running?
  • NVREST
    NVREST Posts: 94
    Only Siri calls me Daddy

    That *kitten* will do anything to please you won't she?

    Hahahah.. Yo'
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    For obvious reasons:

    "Sorry, pal, I dig chicks."
  • SaraBelle0312
    SaraBelle0312 Posts: 328 Member
    I would sit with you, but the scabs on my vagina are infected and uncomfortable.

    @nal
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
    I was hit on so much when I was pregnant...it was really weird.

    Rachel something tells me you get hit on all the time, pregnant or not!
  • MsipiGRITS
    MsipiGRITS Posts: 128 Member
    For obvious reasons: "Sorry, pal, I dig chicks."

    No... This^ does not work. My friend and I tried that in a club and I think they just thought "threesome!" LOL We had trailers behind us all night... hahaha!!!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    For obvious reasons: "Sorry, pal, I dig chicks."

    No... This^ does not work. My friend and I tried that in a club and I think they just thought "threesome!" LOL We had trailers behind us all night... hahaha!!!

    Read the title of this thread
  • DeeJayTJ
    DeeJayTJ Posts: 355 Member
    lol "oh I've been waiting for this moment ever since I was a little boy" HAHAHA
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
    I was hit on so much when I was pregnant...it was really weird.

    Wouldn't have to worry about knocking you up and having a lifelong commitment?
    That makes sense...scum bags.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    oh, but I'm only 17...
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    oh, but I'm only 17...

    yeah... I live in Asia...
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    "It's my TOM"
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    "It's my TOM"

    yeah, I always thought that was a showstopper... but apparently not! :noway:

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