I can hear my neighbor _____

ajhugz
ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
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Idk if this is against the rules of topic, but I can totally hear my neighbors have sex! Complete with baby I like that and butt slaps. I don't want to ruin the fun but I don't want to hear it. What should I do? I turned up the tv and then they get louder. Its kind of funny but hmmm idk.
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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Idk if this is against the rules of topic, but I can totally hear my neighbors have sex! Complete with baby I like that and butt slaps. I don't want to ruin the fun but I don't want to hear it. What should I do? I turned up the tv and then they get louder. Its kind of funny but hmmm idk.

    Reminds me of that episode on Sex and the City where Samantha's neighbors are having sex, their apartment bedroom wall adjoining hers.
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    thats how I feel lol
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
    record it and put it on youtube :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    lol Ow dear.....This must be awful for you. I want too be sympathetic, I really do...but....

    If you mention something too them, they will find another way too annoy you, having been thru this before, me being the offender.
    I suggest you turn the music up and wear head phones too bed..
    Hope this helps
  • brittneyyvette19
    brittneyyvette19 Posts: 36 Member
    Well sometimes when im in the bathroom doing my hair and makeup I can hear my neighbor sh!ting! Like, complete with grunts and plops!!! I just start singing really loudly in hopes that they hear me right on the other side of the wall so they will wrap it up! Haha toilet usually flushes soon after! Lol. My boyfriend has heard them having sex as well. Who knows what I wouldve done in that situation... lol. I do notice that keeping 3 fans on in my room helps drown out A LOT of noise. :) maybe that'll help you! If not, just start singing FROM THE WINDOWSSSS TO THE WAAAALLLS, TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN HIS BAAAALLS... like I do ;)
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    You can always shout out tips "Hey try the handcuffs!" or give them ratings "that was only 6 out of 10, you can do better!"
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    It went from kind of annoying to HILARIOUS. I think they're being adventurous. They're saying adventurous things. I can't wait to see my neighbor, I'm going to give her a big creepy smile.
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    FROM THE WINDOWSSSS TO THE WAAAALLLS, TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN HIS BAAAALLS... like I do ;)

    lol they'll lose their spark if they hear me singing
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Move to the cuts! It's nice and quiet out herrr! Except for the coyotes.
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    they're already yelling stuff like that. i think they like it rough
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Make it a competition.
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    Make it a competition.

    I was going to say the same thing
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Send them a ratings report with areas for improvement!
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @ajhugz - Have you tried laughing out loud?
  • commonnerd195
    commonnerd195 Posts: 34
    Just yell back, 'Aww come on, you lasted longer yesterday'! watch it either get very quiet or laughter abound.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I had the same thing on holiday from the people next to us, it was all in German, not a very sexy sounding language. When I saw the man on the balcony the next day he was wearing socks with sandals, make me feel queasy. :sick:
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I had the same thing on holiday from the people next to us, it was all in German, not a very sexy sounding language. When I saw the man on the balcony the next day he was wearing socks with sandals, make me feel queasy. :sick:

    das ist heiß
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    tell them if they're going to be so loud you either want to watch or join.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    flick the bean?
  • Chrissyj83
    Chrissyj83 Posts: 7
    Ear plugs? I sleep in them on occassion, and as long as it's not more than 2 or 3 nights in a row, I don't have any issues.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Start moaning with them and pounding on the wall. =D
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    find some good loud porn and put your speakers against the wall.
    return the favor.
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
    Just yell back, 'Aww come on, you lasted longer yesterday'! watch it either get very quiet or laughter abound.

    ^^this or try saying "aww, but I didn't finish!" LMAO
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I hear my neighbors doing it all the time during the summer. They leave the windows open and draw the curtains closed. That woman is loud. Theyr'e both over 50 and both quite overweight, and both are apparently randy as teenagers. Good for them, I guess, theys getting more than I am.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    flick the bean?

    Or...if they are cute....join in mayhaps?

    zoidberg.jpg
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Sorry, this made me laugh out loud. I have lived in places like that. I was going to fill in the blank with my person annoying neighbor thing, but it is not even funny at all so it's worthless...get some ear plugs? Or yell back for fun...
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    If you can't beat them, join 'em.
  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
    LOL...I really can't add anything. But I've had it happen too. My exwife and I eventually got to know them and they actually asked us if we could hear them. My ex shook her head no. But I started laughing and said yes. We never heard them again after that.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    You could yell encouragement, or you could yell things like "HEY, your grandmother is calling over here because you won't answer. She'll be there in 5 minutes! Nick Nolte in a banana hammock! Justin Bieber! Constipation!" and watch the enthusiasm dissipate.

    Depending on your mood...
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

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