I can hear my neighbor _____

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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Start moaning with them and pounding on the wall. =D
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    find some good loud porn and put your speakers against the wall.
    return the favor.
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
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    Just yell back, 'Aww come on, you lasted longer yesterday'! watch it either get very quiet or laughter abound.

    ^^this or try saying "aww, but I didn't finish!" LMAO
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I hear my neighbors doing it all the time during the summer. They leave the windows open and draw the curtains closed. That woman is loud. Theyr'e both over 50 and both quite overweight, and both are apparently randy as teenagers. Good for them, I guess, theys getting more than I am.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    flick the bean?

    Or...if they are cute....join in mayhaps?

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Sorry, this made me laugh out loud. I have lived in places like that. I was going to fill in the blank with my person annoying neighbor thing, but it is not even funny at all so it's worthless...get some ear plugs? Or yell back for fun...
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    If you can't beat them, join 'em.
  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
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    LOL...I really can't add anything. But I've had it happen too. My exwife and I eventually got to know them and they actually asked us if we could hear them. My ex shook her head no. But I started laughing and said yes. We never heard them again after that.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    You could yell encouragement, or you could yell things like "HEY, your grandmother is calling over here because you won't answer. She'll be there in 5 minutes! Nick Nolte in a banana hammock! Justin Bieber! Constipation!" and watch the enthusiasm dissipate.

    Depending on your mood...
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!
  • Proyecto_AN
    Proyecto_AN Posts: 387
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    record it and put it on youtube :laugh:

    THIS ^
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
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    Yelling at their goats. Do you have any idea how hilarious it is to hear "Come on Cowboy! You don't want the stick do you? Nah, you wanna be a good boy and feel the love doncha?" and knowing that HE is talking to a goat??? :bigsmile: :laugh:

    Edit to say I just filled in the blank.... read the post after! haha so my answer is "Be glad they are both people!"
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    They make the noises so that others know they are still alive when they do leave their room for days. Its a survival technique.
  • fstephanie4
    fstephanie4 Posts: 196 Member
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    We had this problem. My mum did two things: one) at about 11pm she shouted "shes faking it!!!"" and two) told them when they were in the garden that we could hear them and could they maybe be a bit quieter.....the result? he always went round to her house for the night and eventually...they moved. Now we have an elderly couple who we only hear on the phone! ( what is it with elderly people thinking they need to shout for the person to hear!..bless)

    Good luck with it!
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
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    He's doin' his duty, to please that booty.

    Don't hate, congratulate!
  • DeeBrownBaker
    DeeBrownBaker Posts: 145
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    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    :noway: :laugh:
  • Shetchncn1
    Shetchncn1 Posts: 260 Member
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    HA! All of you are so funny!. Me personally I would laugh. My husband would go next door and ask to join in! LMAO!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I have none.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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    Why dont you just join them??
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    They make the noises so that others know they are still alive when they do leave their room for days. Its a survival technique.
    Or just a really strong prescription to viagra...

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